Will the Real Autumn Please Stand Up? 🌷🌷

Fiction author, opera and cabaret performer, photographer, vintage collector. I will debate Gene Kelly vs. Fred Astaire with you. #amwriting

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@brknrjns @carlyynicole 😮

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@WhitesideRed Totally misunderstood what you meant by this. I agree, words have meanings that we can't arbitrarily change. But we all have the freedom to say whatever we want. We may not be right, but we have that freedom.

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Twitter: "We have muted this tweet because it may contain offense content."
Me:

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Exploring the whole #cottagecore vibe except I don't have a cottage, no chickens, and I screw up frozen pizza.
#cottagecorefail

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Childhood in a theme song:
https://t.co/koQAGLNTSA #nostalgia #childhood

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@jacktorrance182 @RealCandaceO Yes. That's the entire point.

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@WhitesideRed @jacktorrance182 @RealCandaceO Should people be put in jail because they use a definition you don't agree with?

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The real news: About a hundred Americans are left in Afghanistan.
Mainstream media: Here's a picture of some puppies and a lost penguin.

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Can you still buy those mini boxes of cereal? #justwondering

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Them: "I don't trust anyone who doesn't think the same as I do."
Bystander: (Calls them out on their hypocrisy)
Them: "Get off my case, how dare you."
Me watching the whole thing unfold every single time:

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If you're like me and you only acknowledge the original trilogy:
https://t.co/U7sIgKKtej

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Coworker: "What's your favourite ice cream?"
Me: "(Rattles off assortment of flavours) ....and wedding cake..."
Coworker: "They should invent divorce-flavoured ice cream."
Me: "What would that taste like?"
Coworker: "Bitter."
Me: 😂

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'Bob Ross: Demon-Hunter.' Why is this NOT a thing? #creepshow

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Okay, so that was hilarious. #creepshow

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We all knew Bob Ross had the chops to take down a demon. 😂 #creepshow #nostalgia

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Bob Ross homage! 😆🥰 #creepshow

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Really liking the new #creepshow on @AMC_TV. Funny, creepy, campy, check, check, and check.