autumn

[autumn @AutumnS01]

If heaven is real and I am good, my afterlife will be spent living in my Animal Crossing City Folk town

[autumn @AutumnS01]

was hauling a cart of groceries home and told the elevator full of gals that “I have a big wagon (not in view) so I’ll wait for the next one” just for them to not respond and say “what did she mean by that” once the door shut

[autumn @AutumnS01]

I knew I lost the kid my heart when pulling string cheese felt childish and started taking regular bites instead

[autumn @AutumnS01]

did anyone see the glossier skin tint on Zendaya’s side table in The Drama

[CELEB FUN @Celebfun3]

Lana Condor at the Fashion Trust US Awards

[Hollymore @Hollymore10703]

Women be like: looking for a responsible career driven man with the spirit of a beautiful poverty stricken poolboy

[autumn @AutumnS01]

Why would they take such a pretty fruit name like plum and grape and call their dried counterparts prune and raisin

[crittur @miwwmiu]

We’re done. don’t ever
Hello

[riv @seintlaurent]

Still thinking about how Ottessa Moshfegh reached out to my coworker on depop

[autumn @AutumnS01]

I understand that wearable fitness trackers have popularized it, but I don’t like when ppl say steps instead of miles

[Sissi @saintsissi]

ever since i was a young girl i knew i wanted to dissolve into sea foam

[autumn @AutumnS01]

Relating to Ann from The Feeling That the Time for Doing Something has Passed because I too am a girl pervert who stuggles with social relationships but am surprising great at my corporate job

[autumn @AutumnS01]

I am a great cook and can be very creative with limited ingredients, but for some reason, the only way I can maintain a calorie deficit is by taking all the life and joy out of both cooking and eating.

[ainsley 🏳️‍⚧️ @witchwounds]

my body naturally wants to be awake at night because my ancient ancestors were on nightwatch to protect the tribe. my sleep schedule is fucked up because im protecting you from the creatures of the night while you sleep. be more thankful

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

we come here to make our little jokes and escape

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

In the mornings I ask why. In the evenings I eat dinner. Not entirely sure about the other times

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I am so sad that anyone is ever in pain or that animals are ever scared and i want to help everyuthing in the universe

[autumn @AutumnS01]

I love (freshly cracked) pepper so much that when I stop cranking the grinder, it’s only because my wrists give out, not because I am satisfied.

[cas @kkwartjr]

tom nook and my villagers at the new bridge ceremony after contributing absolutely nothing

[belle 𐙚 @1izcals]

so excited to start my eating disorder january 1