was hauling a cart of groceries home and told the elevator full of gals that “I have a big wagon (not in view) so I’ll wait for the next one” just for them to not respond and say “what did she mean by that” once the door shut
Relating to Ann from The Feeling That the Time for Doing Something has Passed because I too am a girl pervert who stuggles with social relationships but am surprising great at my corporate job
I am a great cook and can be very creative with limited ingredients, but for some reason, the only way I can maintain a calorie deficit is by taking all the life and joy out of both cooking and eating.
my body naturally wants to be awake at night because my ancient ancestors were on nightwatch to protect the tribe. my sleep schedule is fucked up because im protecting you from the creatures of the night while you sleep. be more thankful