🍂 Autumn 🍂

eyes to yourself perv

[🍂 Autumn 🍂 @AutumnTweets]

Everyone reminiscing about pre-Elon Twitter:

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

[mandella effect] this used to be a nice place

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

1. Polymarket, the prediction market that promotes itself as a "truth machine," is sponsoring posts from far-right influencers on X that push election conspiracy theories.

[Ryan Cummings @Pol_Sec_Analyst]

How to sneak a chocolate bar into a FIFA World Cup match in the USA

[🍂 Autumn 🍂 @AutumnTweets]

@dannarebb @u_n_l_0_c_k_e_d They're so smol!

[🍂 Autumn 🍂 @AutumnTweets]

@werm21 @TheIanLang It's because the dead don't have a voice, so no one is aware how huge an epidemic it is.😔

[Ian Lang @TheIanLang]

I'm addicted to nicotine so asking me not to smoke at the Phoebe Bridgers concert is ableism

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

The street provocateur cowers at the sight of its natural predator; the genuinely deranged passersby

[🍂 Autumn 🍂 @AutumnTweets]

This was a featured "Discover More" post under this cute little fawn video, if you're curious what kinda engagement is influencing my algorithm.

[🍂 Autumn 🍂 @AutumnTweets]

Some days I delude myself into hoping Twitter might one day be salvaged, but most days it's undeniable X needs to be razed to the ground.

[🍂 Autumn 🍂 @AutumnTweets]

Some days I delude myself into hoping Twitter might one day be salvaged, but most days it's undeniable X needs to be razed to the ground.

[🍂 Autumn 🍂 @AutumnTweets]

@VeraGavrilovna @SMohyeddin @UJAFederation Are you suggesting 70 years ago "wasn't that long ago?" I agree the social etiquette has broken down, but anyone who attended an NFL or NHL game with their pops has been exposed to this kinda language for decades.

[cone @jjerkofthemonth]

Telling my boyfriend to meet me and showing up dressed like Im from Utah

[🍂 Autumn 🍂 @AutumnTweets]

Two days in and I really can't tell if this discourse actually started in earnest, or has been 100% a ragebaiter circle jerk from the beginning.

[eilidh @telephonehigh]

@pueringeniosus people who can’t afford concert tickets often rely on friends facetiming them or taking videos. music is about community and that shouldn’t exclude people who cannot afford a ticket.

[joshua schachter @joshu]

IT department definitely shouldn't have rolled out a chatbot

[🍂 Autumn 🍂 @AutumnTweets]

Marrying a mistress only 5-years-older than the marriage you abandoned for her is pretty ick.

[roach poster @boof_cart]

😭😭

[🍂 Autumn 🍂 @AutumnTweets]

@ChronicSomeone @davenewworld_2 Still an issue social services should handle--ensuring they have adequate physical & mental healthcare & a safe living space --OUTSIDE of a detention center. It also doesn't matter how many came in pregnant--there HAS been rape in the centers & the rapists should be in prison.

[🍂 Autumn 🍂 @AutumnTweets]

Sounds like it's time to make history.

[The Verge @verge]

The mayor of Shelbyville, Indiana, says only people who live in ‘shitty houses’ oppose data center https://t.co/rVOd1n8F3H

[Double Diggur @DoubleDiggur]

Really big fan of the insurance fraud move cats will do to get you to pet them

[🍂 Autumn 🍂 @AutumnTweets]

They're just waiting for you to break the ice!

[parisbayarea @parisbayarea]

No one wants to connect

[🍂 Autumn 🍂 @AutumnTweets]

@ChronicSomeone @davenewworld_2 Because minors sometimes willingly have sex with other minors. Even those girls are too young to be going through this alone locked in detention centers.