Autumn

sticks and stones may break my bones but kelso nailed your sister

[bia. ❀ @frgirlsoinlove]

quando você fala pro seu namorado "aquela cachorra da sua ex" e ele responde "ela nao é cachorra"

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

when i was so busy at work and didn’t even get a chance to pretend i was working:

[Cherry Velora @cherryvelora]

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again:
when people have their needs met, there really is no use for crime and this man is proving that

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

"would you live in a jail cell for 37 days to win $835,000" is like your average Mr Beast challenge

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i am a friend to all cats. yes even the mean ones. they have their reasons.

[No Tits McGee @AgentShagwell]

Having a man who will do whatever you say is sooo hot I deserved this

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

I am simultaneously my family’s black sheep and the gold star, that’s exactly why I am the way I am

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

June, july, august

[chessie ❦ @chrysaliscals]

unpopular opinion but they’re right to correct her. idc. we ARE functionally illiterate and you all keep “it’s not that deep”-ing everything into the fucking ground

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me on my wedding day hearing all my besties laughing together... While I'm seated next to my husband

[lala @lalasoftt]

Bald eagles dying from lead poisoning after eating bullets is the most American thing I’ve heard in my life.