Ava K. Lamb

“Talk’s the way to kill it. Anything gets boring if you talk about it enough, even death.” Larry McMurtry- Lonesome Dove

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I think I may be a robot. Every time I’m asked to do a CAPTCHA, to recognize fire, hydrants, crosswalks, and motorcycles, not only do I want to drink motor oil, I also cannot do it. 

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I read we had a
“baby girl” as “everything bagel”
Must be hungry

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but stop giving out vanity pencils.
Only give out the good pencils that actually work.
It’s better for everyone.
We will remember you if you give out a good quality pencil with no identifying information. It’s true altruism.

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It’s the most recent pose titled “do you have a dog bowl for humans?” @BrucioMcCulloch

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@BrucioMcCulloch I have written a piece with a substantial homage to “the drunk baby project” and bruce ! 🥰

https://t.co/nyvRKsQKJZ

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Ava’s Inspirational Newsletter: The Rind of my Mind. https://t.co/1ShwZlY4XL

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Ava’s Inspirational Newsletter: Awkward, but Doable https://t.co/GQFxQMcXIo

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@twumpat @santiagomayer_ My daughter had a runny nose at her band concert and I reacted way faster than that with a tissue

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@BluelaFan @santiagomayer_ Just wait till he’s chasing after a toddler reaching for something hazardous, this guy is slow as hell!

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@voidgardener If annihilate means ignite: no - if annihilate means make disappear , maybe . But who’s gonna drive the truck

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@voidgardener Wind vs covid breath or farts

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@voidgardener Seems like Everything is more important now than ever before. Generally speaking, everything.

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A drowsy dowser met a dowager on Ava’s Inspirational Newsletter https://t.co/me9FHzx9Is

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Testing ...Testing...Burning Inspiration. on Ava’s Inspirational Newsletter https://t.co/JU5mIRCzvL

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I'm OVER not saying hello to people. on Ava’s Inspirational Newsletter https://t.co/eJVpNuRZsT

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Is inspiration a numbers game? on Ava’s Inspirational Newsletter https://t.co/SowGB5a24k

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Ruteurts (Fair Worm of the Earth) on Ava’s Inspirational Newsletter https://t.co/thryrUHrO4

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Bad worms, Bad People GOOD INSPIRATION on Ava’s Inspirational Newsletter https://t.co/9hZwKgjaSX

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How to Uninspire on Ava’s Inspirational Newsletter https://t.co/vnjra6a3kQ

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We Exist on the Edge of What We Can Handle- if you live on a panhandle don't even bother. on Ava’s Inspirational Newsletter https://t.co/auMhv5H2Ys