These are elementary school children who woke up this morning. Who ate their favorite cereal. Who tied their shoes in double knots. Who laughed with friends on the bus. Now more than a dozen are dead. This isn’t normal. It doesn’t have to be this way. It can’t keep being this way
“Oh I’ve actually been vaccinated for about 3 months now. Side effects weren’t too bad but I’ve been convincing Dwight that I’m slowly turning into a zombie. I started off groaning and pretending I didn’t notice it. Now I just Google brains and stare at them. . .hungrily.”
The Lady Knights are 2-0 for the season after defeating CSD in 3 sets (25-17, 25-20, 26-24). They overcame a large point deficit in the 3rd set to win the match! Great win ladies! JV won in 2 sets (25-9, 25-11).
HBO: do you remember how Gossip Girl was full of insufferable rich teenagers who were messy and hedonistic without consequence.
me: yes
HBO: what if we made them woke baes
me: what
HBO: also the teachers are Gossip Girl
me: are you insane
the international gymnastics federation literally put restrictions on the amount of points she can score to “prevent other athletes from taking dangerous risks” when in reality it’s because if they scored her fairly it would be no point in them showing up to compete.