Jon

Just tryna ball with ma bros

[Jon @Avaeroh]

Just wanted to print off my brother's wedding speech, didn't expect a humbling insight into my own psyche

[Jon @Avaeroh]

@TheO2 hello! What are the set times for Blink-182 and The Story So Far tomorrow?

[Jon @Avaeroh]

Me getting 10kc enh and my cats reaction when I showed her

[Jon @Avaeroh]

Ironman btw

[Jon @Avaeroh]

@itisBalbin There's nothing stopping you wearing string vests to Kew Gardens but yourself

[Jon @Avaeroh]

It's finally happened. I've found a branded wine I unironicially enjoy, and now I am part of the very thing I swore I'd never be. A true Chiswick-living middle-class cat-loving husband. Uni me would literally throw rocks at me. & I would complain about him on the Next Door app.

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@PureGym Hi, the Hip Adduction machine on the top floor of London Hammersmith Palais has been broken for over two months; the weights are fine but the widest leg configurations will immediately slip. I'm unsure if this is known by staff - please can they be made aware? Thank you

[Jon @Avaeroh]

It's not just a little different

[Jon @Avaeroh]

@OVOArena hello, what are the set times for the MGK gig tonight?

[Jon @Avaeroh]

@itisBalbin This tweet means that the previous ruling is dismissed and I can - by your own doing - start using "elfbar" as a describing term for your personality

[Jon @Avaeroh]

@itisBalbin @Spotify Balbin and the chipmonks

[Jon @Avaeroh]

@BigRupper Split entirely between "Hope you feel better soon" and "Finally, peace at last"

[Jon @Avaeroh]

@BigRupper which one is the otter?

[Jon @Avaeroh]

@itisBalbin You sure that's not just Kath's piss?

[Jon @Avaeroh]

@BYAMAUS Reading, UK

[Jon @Avaeroh]

@Amouranth @CallumPrasser @itisBalbin

[Jon @Avaeroh]

@synygy_ Happy birthday old man

[Jon @Avaeroh]

@BYAMAUS @itisBalbin

[Jon @Avaeroh]

@HotMulligan @itisBalbin I'm Tadpole Wizard

[Jon @Avaeroh]

If you think about it, everybody gets to crowd surf at their own funeral