Avalon Crime Watch

Keeping people safe in the grittiest section of 7 Mile Island

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Donald Trump orders National Guard to 7 Mile Island to quell looting and lawlessness in Avalon’s troubled Nancy Lynn section following flooding from Hurricane Erin

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3. Moose

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A concerned resident related that after 5 pm, the beaches of Avalon are overrun with aggressive dogs that have repeatedly chased her

We’ve been able to identify a few of the culprits:

1. Thunder

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2. T-Man

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This morning’s AHLOA meeting has made it abundantly clear that this vigilante account needs to be reactivated!!! The crazy lawlessness plaguing the streets of 7 Mile Island must be stopped!!!!

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@DocAtCDI That foreign intelligence services (Russia, Israel, etc.) have compromising information on many of our country’s leaders, and that Jeffrey Epstein was somehow involved in collecting said information

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@dpakman Is this guy using some sort of Snapchat pig man filter or is that really him?

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#AvalonNJ residents and police have been troubled by increasingly large groups of unruly young people gathering for BLM #BratLivesMatter demonstrations during summer of 2021

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@NorthvilleGroup @RexChapman I knew there was a drum person out there somewhere who would set me straight

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Pong Bros having a free for all on 9th Street beach. Are the police too busy trying to find the stolen cars to stop this madness?

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NJ law is too forgiving on these garage-hopping, privileged punks

https://t.co/3F2NRSBKmh

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Maybe the police would stop bothering them if they stopped committing crimes

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Hi. Larious. https://t.co/lIrLC2J3Db

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This is the funniest and best explanation of baseball, ever. I’m dying.

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@JonahDispatch I fear the only things Trump and his cronies will leave leave behind are “upper deckers” in all of the WH bathrooms

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@tom2badcat The Republican cult of victimhood is dangerous because if you believe that you have been wronged by forces beyond your control, you may also believe that you are justified in fighting back by any means imaginable.

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@MajorPatriot The Republican cult of victimhood is dangerous because if you believe that you have been wronged by forces beyond your control, you may also believe that you are justified in fighting back by any means imaginable.

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@MajorPatriot The cult of victimhood is dangerous because if you believe that you have been wronged by forces beyond your control, you may also believe that you are justified in fighting back by any means imaginable.

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@Richard60933106 @MajorPatriot The cult of victimhood is dangerous because if you believe that you have been wronged by forces beyond your control, you may also believe that you are justified in fighting back by any means imaginable.

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@cjtruth @realDonaldTrump The cult of victimhood is dangerous because if you believe that you have been wronged by forces beyond your control, you may also believe that you are justified in fighting back by any means imaginable.