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[∀shlee M∀YHEM @AvantAshlee]

I switched from vhs to dvds only when I got a ps2, started buying blu rays when I got a ps3, started buying 4KUHD blu ray when I got a ps5. In trying to kill the resale market and saving on production of discs, were looking at the collapse of multiple markets in the future

[∀shlee M∀YHEM @AvantAshlee]

The upside about my state forcing kids in school to read the bible is that it might actually produce more atheists. That was the beginning of the end for me, actually reading the book.

I hope this backfires TX Grand Ol’ Pedos spectacularly.

[∀shlee M∀YHEM @AvantAshlee]

It’s not lost on me that you’re really pushed to use Google’s AI because nearly every website is now essentially a cyberspace version of Las Vegas. The worst offenders being your local news stations.

[∀shlee M∀YHEM @AvantAshlee]

:( I should double up on the antihistamines this weekend

[Tommy House @tommyhousewx]

Large plume of Saharan dust arrives early next week (Monday and Tuesday) in Texas! Reduced air quality and visibility are expected.

[∀shlee M∀YHEM @AvantAshlee]

I get so tired of listening to people in Texas complain about exactly the things they voted for. It really gets to a fucking point.

[∀shlee M∀YHEM @AvantAshlee]

@taliaotg I’d like to see the judge’s hard drive.

[Jeremy London @SirJeremyLondon]

Those were his grandchildren

[∀shlee M∀YHEM @AvantAshlee]

I turned off the video auto play on here because I got tired of it pausing my music as soon as I opened the app and, it was the best decision ever. I’m no longer getting caught in the TikTok style video slot machine traps that make your eyes glaze over.

[∀shlee M∀YHEM @AvantAshlee]

@AdmiralQuality @Meelsie143 Oh no! The leftist organized terrorists mowed some grass instead of shooting up a school or running a vehicle through a crowd of people. They didn’t even bother to shit on it either!

[∀shlee M∀YHEM @AvantAshlee]

I stand by the fact that a red state leftist will hate republicans infinitely more than blue state leftists because we actually have to live under these cunts.

[Gaga Daily @gagadaily]

Hacks star Hannah Einbinder quotes Lady Gaga during her acceptance speech for the Bisexuality In Media Award at last night’s Las Culturistas Awards

[∀shlee M∀YHEM @AvantAshlee]

Me witnessing my mom frantically ask ChatGPT with voice to text if a data center is being built near her home.

[∀shlee M∀YHEM @AvantAshlee]

Why is he dressed like the preppy kid that came back from summer break goth-emo?

[Scott Braddock @scottbraddock]

Here's the part of his speech where Little Gov @DanPatrick said @jamestalarico is going to hell

[∀shlee M∀YHEM @AvantAshlee]

“…attacked by a violent mob of homosexuals” is taking me out 🤣😭

[Christians say the darndest things @ChristiansSTDT]

I'm not condoning violence in anway but, I’m guessing this guy was totally just standing there minding his own business and not antagonizing anyone in any way…..right???

[∀shlee M∀YHEM @AvantAshlee]

It’s perfectly within their rights to abstain from voting if they so wish. I actually encourage them to do so, just leave the rest of us out of it!

[Marc E. Elias @marceelias]

Several women said they’d be willing to give up their right to vote if it meant creating a more conservative country at the Turning Point USA Women’s Leadership Summit recently held in San Antonio, Texas. https://t.co/J4KKj8Nver

[∀shlee M∀YHEM @AvantAshlee]

@GregAbbott_TX Do you not see how this was loser behavior before you even lost?

[∀shlee M∀YHEM @AvantAshlee]

*a blank popup screen appears opening twitter*

Me: ah shit I’m getting suspended again 😩
….

Oh, phew! It’s just trying to get me to subscribe again

[∀shlee M∀YHEM @AvantAshlee]

This is supposed to win people over? 🤨 it’s all so backhanded

[∀shlee M∀YHEM @AvantAshlee]

@lisa_liberal @iamAtheistGirl I’m picturing a direct strike so powerful he explodes leaving the entire audience covered in guts like a scene from The Boys

[∀shlee M∀YHEM @AvantAshlee]

The U.S. producing the world’s first trillionaire (that isn’t even from here) while also announcing a proposal for health insurance companies to provide loans to provide the service that is the sole reason you ALREADY PAY THEM FOR is insane.