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A bunch of pointless angry shouting.

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@UPS Please. Please. Please. Deliver my package tomorrow. Leave it at my doorstep and fuck off. It's not hard. Everyone else does it. It's not hard.

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@UPS I do not understand how you are so spectacularly fucking incompetent. It boggles the mind that you are still in business. FedEx, DHL, and USPS have delivered packages to me for decades without issue. AND YET somehow, every time I have had the misfortune of dealing with you.

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@UPS I had to log into X to ping you because your CS reps and website are so unintuitive, labryinthine, and useless that maybe blasting you on this awful site will get someone's attention.

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I'm uninstalling bird app from my phone. Find me somewhere else.

[Jace @JaceSerrano]

Haley Joel Osment should win an Emmy for his portrayal of JD Vance trying to buy a donut

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@Airplane0011 @TideTCG @hovermyr Until they start rolling out Pioneer Horizons in 2027 and power creep the format into unrecognizability

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@Breyfunk @wizards_magic Two mana crypts in case you accidentally ante one.

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@TheRiddlerSaySo @TandyMTG To elaborate -- didn't someone call a judge about putting something on the deck and the judges okayed it? These questions are rhetorical and a little sarcast because I agree with the premise of missing a trigger makes you lose the trigger (in comp rel).

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@DirkMantooth @CalebDMTG It's Rick and Morty szechuan sauce all over again.

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Congrats commander players, you have reached the find out portion.

[Commander Rules Committee @mtgcommander]

As a result of the threats last week against RC members, it has become impossible for us to continue operating as an independent entity. Given that, we have asked WotC to assume responsibility for Commander and they will be making decisions and announcements going forward.

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@Breyfunk @wizards_magic Tier 5: Ante, motherfathers. Put that card up.

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@neofox5 @realBOTwriter @the_moviebob Transformers is the only movie I've ever watched that made me vomit. I don't get motion sick or sea sick, but the chaos on the screen got me.

[Cjelex @cjelex_]

To give an unsolicited take on magic the gathering, Commander is a game that exists to be a for fun format that is played between friends using random bulk highlander decks. You tricked yourselves into believing it was a real format that you should spend hundreds of dollars on.

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@MaeTcg @Shuddertcg "I had a fire deck."

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@CliftonB @immanencer @cockjuring @esspux I had an interview with Wayfair once. They called themselves a tech company that sells furniture.

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@Persephiroth