Aviva Morris

UNI ‘22 💜💛

[Aviva Morris @Avdm42500]

@eltonstorey “he’s a straight man, what do you expect. The only emotion they feel is hate.”

[Aviva Morris @Avdm42500]

@eltonstorey “c is for kill myself”
me: kill myself starts with a k
Elton: shit, does it?

[Aviva Morris @Avdm42500]

@eltonstorey “Jennifer dumped me”

[Aviva Morris @Avdm42500]

@eltonstorey “why is his name Chicken Little? What if my name was Human Ugly?”

[Aviva Morris @Avdm42500]

“You ever puke up foam? Maybe I should stop eating soap” @eltonstorey

[Aviva Morris @Avdm42500]

@eltonstorey “I had a dream that I bought butter”

[Aviva Morris @Avdm42500]

@eltonstorey “you’re the one who’s talking about your lint ball”

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@eltonstorey
Trying to spill some tea, gets side tracked because real best friends always get sidetracked. “Put that tea back on the kettle” 😂💀

[Aviva Morris @Avdm42500]

Shoutout to @randylguerra for teaching me how to annotate scholarly readings 🙌🏻 only reason I’m going to survive my sociology class 😅😂

[Aviva Morris @Avdm42500]

Had my bio final today and one of the questions asked, “What is the ultimate source of energy?”
Me: don’t do it....
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*writes* “Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” #mightymitochondria #powerhouse #biology #collegeproblem

[Aviva Morris @Avdm42500]

@WyattMasonL Jeez @ me next time 😂👏🏻

[Aviva Morris @Avdm42500]

Just saw a children’s theater production of The Little Mermaid. Some context, it was the scene where Ariel saves Eric.

@eltonstorey: oh he’s dead

Little girl behind us to her mom: mom he fell in the ocean and now he’s dead.

The mom: he’s not dead, Ariel saved him

..poor kid

[Aviva Morris @Avdm42500]

@eltonstorey There’s an easier way to clean that buddy

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