Maria Montgomery

Frat rat turned HR professional

[Maria Montgomery @Aveee_Mariaa]

I just typed "are you going to" and the first option that came up was Mikes, and I think I might cry

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

“odyssey this” “odyssey that” u odyssey a therapist

[Dennis @D3nnis__3]

How did we go from Brat Summer to Hitler Winter

[Megan ☼ ♡ ꕤ @MegWritesBooks]

Obsessed with this guy on the US men's gymnastics team who's only job is pommel horse, so he just sits there until he's activated like a sleeper agent, whips off his glasses like Clark Kent and does a pommel horse routine that helps deliver the team its first medal in 16 years.

[sophie @netcapgirl]

does anyone actually know what salesforce does

[The Tennis Letter @TheTennisLetter]

Tennis players answer who they’d cast as Barbie & Ken

Coco - ‘Paula Badosa’

Kasatkina - ‘Elena Rybakina’

Elina Svitolina - ‘Sloane Stephens’

Andy Murray - ‘Matteo Berrettini’

Chris Eubanks - ‘Casper Ruud. He looks like Ryan Gosling’ 😂

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

I’m gonna start the movie looking at my friends saying, “Oppenheimer???” And then I’ll finally say “I hardly know her” right as the bomb goes off 2.5 hours later

[Wimbledon @Wimbledon]

Jamie Tartt doo doo doo 🎶

#Wimbledon | @AFCRichmond

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

I’m a recovering pleasure to have in class, which means I’ll still probably do what you want but now I’m not happy about it

[Tennis Channel @TennisChannel]

The Salvatore Bros ready to sink their teeth into some tennis action at the #MiamiOpen! 🧛

@brothersbond | @JWMM_Miami

[Maria Montgomery @Aveee_Mariaa]

This game is making me understand why men punch TVs when their teams lose

[Andy Murray Fan Club @MagicMurrayFans]

.@andy_murray and @rogerfederer 🥹

[Roger Federer @rogerfederer]

To my tennis family and beyond,

With Love,
Roger

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

Aug 29, 2001

Serena Williams wins at US Open, Albert Pujols hits a HR and Vlad Guerrero Sr, Craig Biggio & Dante Bichette all record a hit.

Aug 29, 2022

Serena Williams wins at US Open, Albert Pujols hits a HR and Vlad Guerrero Jr, Cavan Biggio & Bo Bichette all record a hit.

[Roland-Garros @rolandgarros]

A memorable career.

@tsonga7 I #RolandGarros

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Now pitching, number 4, Yadier Molina!

[Maria Montgomery @Aveee_Mariaa]

@ginger_snap23 I would not, I just know we would not vibe

[Maria Montgomery @Aveee_Mariaa]

Has the Department of Transportation ever considered the MOST distracted drivers are probably the cops with the whole ass tv screen in their front seat

[Maria Montgomery @Aveee_Mariaa]

Tell me you were watching the Chiefs game without telling me you were watching the Chiefs game

[Pepper Brooks @clay_c0le]

apparently levels isn’t “christmas music” this house is a fucking prison