Average Farmer Au

Have you or a mate had a Fuck up lately? Are you a top 50% farmer? Post your fuck ups here and let the prestige roll in

[Average Farmer Au @AverageAu]

@ColinJBettles @Meat_Watcher @Episode3net @MattBrannRURAL @Warwick_Long @WheatWatcher For context I’ve been told from a group doing benchmarking for cropping farms in the Wimmera and Mallee that input costs for 2024 were almost equal to gross returns in the 2016 season (high yield but low prices).
ie. costs (and risk)have risen significantly

[Average Farmer Au @AverageAu]

@dyerjonathan @Oscarthefarmer Did somebody call?
I gave up a while ago as oscy had the job permanently stitched up. Have I missed anything

[Average Farmer Au @AverageAu]

@Meat_Watcher

[Average Farmer Au @AverageAu]

@BiscuitCensus #showusyabiscuit

[Average Farmer Au @AverageAu]

@oldfield_ben @farmagro1 And he’s the same height as you…
That’s some cracking photography to make you look so tall mate..😉

[Average Farmer Au @AverageAu]

@James_Stacey_ Is that @Meat_Watcher in that gif?

[Average Farmer Au @AverageAu]

@Warwick_Long Is she really Chris Lillie or are they just doppelgängers

[Average Farmer Au @AverageAu]

@Meat_Watcher @WheatWatcher He looks more bogan hipster than rough and tough to me..

[Average Farmer Au @AverageAu]

@dburner996

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@WheatWatcher

[Average Farmer Au @AverageAu]

@ralston_steve @Agrimilk Someone had “that chinaman” on the sprayer again!..,

[Average Farmer Au @AverageAu]

@HoolyMcg One more thing and it’s been a good day 🍆

[Average Farmer Au @AverageAu]

@HoolyMcg It’s a John Deere and it’s fucked.
Have a dart and a scotch, your job is done 🚬🥃

[Average Farmer Au @AverageAu]

@HoolyMcg From out of the oblivion to the top of the hill 😎.
Good job ‘ol son

[Average Farmer Au @AverageAu]

@Oscarthefarmer @AMC_DirtDollars Nice faux pas 👌 it’s a shame there’s no one to cop the wrap other than @BetWeather who we all know controls the climate and the wind out that way.

[Average Farmer Au @AverageAu]

@AdamCoffeyNT I remember a neighbour who went over and “watered” his neighbours melons...
Her husband didn’t appreciate the help 😕

[Average Farmer Au @AverageAu]

Delivered my first load this harvest, yep perfect 👌

[Average Farmer Au @AverageAu]

@BrettPage72 @ryan_milgate @Doctor_650 @BrooksGunnadoo 🦗🦗

[Average Farmer Au @AverageAu]

@WheatWatcher So was mine 😎