Average Bros

The official twitter account for the Average Bro's hockey organization. Half clap, full ched. © unauthorized use of this account or name will be punishable.

[Average Bros @AverageBrosPuck]

@flowen59 You ready? #gameday

[Average Bros @AverageBrosPuck]

As a team we No showed for warm ups, and then we gave up 3 goals early in the 1st period. Can't execute the Defensive trap better than that

[Average Bros @AverageBrosPuck]

Happy New Years to all! We wish the best year yet to everyone from the Average Bros. Except @Don_dadda19 , no body respects that guy.

[Average Bros @AverageBrosPuck]

Merry Christmas to all! Love, the Average Bros. ❤️🎅

[Average Bros @AverageBrosPuck]

Big Average Bros game tonight against a rising rival, @cambino93 and The Shamrocks. @RomeoBoudreau is a healthy scratch. He will be napping.

[Average Bros @AverageBrosPuck]

When is the Grey Cup? Need to know so we can pay our respects towards Average football players.

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Bodog bets have @RealGagneWest being the first to puke tonight. And he isn't even on the team. And he isn't even drinking. #Average

[Average Bros @AverageBrosPuck]

Two things. The Average Bros will win tomorrow. And @MaizThePounda will have a white dress shirt with a black tie next time he wears a suit.

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@RealGagneWest we got it in print for ya.

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@lexmurray9 is listed as 'Day to Day' after vandalizing @clemdaddy69 car with puke. Disrespect is something we reward on the Average Bros.

[Average Bros @AverageBrosPuck]

Sources say @MattyGig is hosting the annual Average Bros rookie party at his new barn? #DisrespectYourSurroundings #AboveAverageDrinkers

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The Average Bros would like to congratulate @RomeoBoudreau for his first EVER shutout with the Bros. No back check?! NO PROBLEM!! #Romeooooo

[Average Bros @AverageBrosPuck]

Average Bros are looking really sharp this year. Best roster in franchise history and you best believe we fuckin hate winning. #Slackers

[Average Bros @AverageBrosPuck]

Thank fuckin Alla that Baseball is done until Spring. Although you gotta respect the chew bombs they pack on game day. #gameface #mlb

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@lucEbabyy was the only Average Bro to ever be excited to see the Toronto Raptors home opener. - "Basketball helps my hockey vision." #LucE

[Average Bros @AverageBrosPuck]

Partying with an Average Bro for a night is like going to Vegas for a week. Your body will never be the same. No respect, no glory. #Animals

[Average Bros @AverageBrosPuck]

@RealGagneWest earn your stripes kid.

[Bino @cambino93]

@AverageBrosPuck @TSNBobMcKenzie id say its going to be better than the battle of ontario #brosvsshamrocks

[Average Bros @AverageBrosPuck]

@TSNBobMcKenzie is saying after last nights game against @cambino93 and the Shamrocks. That this could be a new rivalry to look forward to.

[Average Bros @AverageBrosPuck]

Great win yesterday for the Average Bros. Team Practice was cancelled tonight, due to the hard work and dedication showed yesterday.