Average Dan🔻

Perennial #FPL failure. 17 seasons played av. finish 313k, highest 92k. Don’t follow for advice - shits and giggles only.

[Average Dan🔻 @AverageDan__]

And here, after a lifetime of searching, I have finally laid my eyes on an incredibly rare sight. It is of course the elusive “Green Arrow”...
#FPL

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When you go to choose a photo of a departed pet…
Thanks for the memories Luna x

#cats #CatLovers #pets

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@FPL_Fly You’ll get through this

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Thanks for the photo @jimmycarr, must’ve made your day….

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@FPL_Fly Good luck pal

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@BenCrellin Well done for being so open, and Brave. My daughter was diagnosed with autism at 8 and hasn’t been to a day of school since. She is now 14.
Supporting her has opened my eyes to the spectrum and how I have some tendencies in some areas.
Good luck with your next chapter, Ben.

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@FPL_Fly Stay positive, mate

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@OfficialFPL Dunk captain, double GW a few seasons ago…

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@FPL_CHEF I’m fortunate that Cleo presents ‘normal’ but she hasn’t spent a day in school in 4.5 years and we manage her very carefully making things tough. She’s 13 now any the big wide world is out there and she doesn’t have the skills to deal with it

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Best site to get ‘replica’ kits??
😉

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@FPL_CHEF Mate, I can totally relate as much of the world and the people just don’t get it, which is fine, but to say they are SEN inclusive is just a lie.
I enter every venue with my daughter and have to scout it for toilets, quiet areas, and situations I know will trigger her. Exhausting

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47pts. Is that good for a DGW?

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#FPL is like a penis, sometimes it gets hard for no reason.

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@FPLFella My home town ❤️

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I've got some old G.C.S.E maths books for sale.

£3 each or 3 for £15.

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Below Average Dan

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@HinduMonkey @Gemmabaggies Yeah, Sonja is left to wallow on her own. I’ve had annual passes for 6 of the last ten years - reckon I’ve visited close to 100 times

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@HinduMonkey @Gemmabaggies Only 1 hippo now, Spot died a year or two ago

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@ClaretFPL Congratulations mate!

[Average Dan🔻 @AverageDan__]

Me GW1 Me GW25

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Table booked tomorrow night, 8pm 👍🌹❤️

Just hope the girlfriend is good at snooker…