Average Joe’s Sports Gambling

Your group chat brought to life. Roasting friends, gambling, and irrational sports takes. Our significant others are tired of us too.

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ABSOLUTE BS IN THE @MusicCityBowl!!!!

Why are the refs ending the game?????????? TERRIBLE. #Volunteers #Tennessee #Purdue #SportsGambling

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@lnickles329 Aren’t we all baby?!!

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It’s going to be that type of a weekend. But things coming.

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By the way, @Ben_Cary_, that’s why we do have to bet on the 10:30 am game between Furman and Penn State. That was electric. #GamblingTwiitter

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Justin. Jefferson. You have got to be kidding me!!! What a play!

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Navy ✅
West Virginia ✅
Arkansas ✅

Miserable defeats on Virginia and Virginia Tech.

Still have a chance to backdoor with Illinois if they can tie it first.

The 2:30 slate is loaded with games so let’s keep this going. #GamblingTwitter

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That feeling after placing 19 college football bets…

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Favorite plays of the day include

Iowa State -1.5
UCLA -20
TCU ML
Iowa PK
Ole Miss +11.5

But it’s going to be a long day. It’s a marathon not a sprint, so we’ll see how we’re feeling coming 2 pm and what else needs to be added. #GamblingTwitter

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There’s snow on the ground. The dogs have been walked. The coffee is made.

Feels like a perfect day to have a perfect day. #GamblingTwitter

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@Krabs_Bets Everything

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I have always believed that the broadcast crew who’s calling the game I bet on hates me and actively wants me to lose.

At least in this UAB and Toledo game, I know that @stoolpresidente does hate me and wants me to lose my money.

Somehow, that’s more comforting.

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Let’s get the weekend started, friends

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The beginning of college basketball is interesting. Who’s going to over-perform? Who’s overrated?!

Lots of questions, but going to trust our favorite teams from off-season to get the job done tonight.

UAB -4
Wisconsin -5.5
Gonzaga -10
Villanova -5

#GamblingTwitter

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@WalterWinners

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The beginning of college basketball is interesting. Who’s going to over-perform? Who’s overrated?!

Lots of questions, but going to trust our favorite teams from off-season to get the job done tonight.

UAB -4
Wisconsin -5.5
Gonzaga -10
Villanova -5

#GamblingTwitter

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@Alec_Inman @BrianDroege1 You are absolutely right. Both solo, parlay and a teaser?!? Let’s eat

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@sam_lodes001 @BookitWithTrent It was because we missed you, Sam

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It’s been too long since we had this feeling and were able to celebrate with #GamblingTwiitter.

Guess what we’re saying is… The Average Joes are back. Let’s have ourselves a weekend. @BookitWithTrent

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What a way to spend a Wednesday night. The #AverageJoes hit on the three-game #CollegeBasketball parlay to go up big in the middle of the week.

Bears -3.5 ✅
Knights -5.5 ✅
Bruins -5.5 ✅

Hope you rode with us. If not, we will be back tomorrow, per usual. #GamblingTwitter

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@Luke__Hassler @LordWegmann JOE SHEISTY +7.5 and Rams by a billion unfortunately. Maybe sprinkle that chiefs/bengtitties over and root for some points

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@B7Pauley I learned more about coaching playing Madden than he did

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Why did you force a play before the 2-minute warning? Now you have 3rd and 11. I mean come on Kellen Moore and Mike McCarthy are trying to lose this game for the #Cowboys.

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Ending the game on a defensive penalty is hilarious.

14 PENALTIES!!!! are you kidding me? #Cowboys #Niners