Average Goals Chile

Expectations: being married to Pablo Macaya and vacationing in Lago Rapel. Reality: chilling in Baquedano with my white poodle.

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who gave them permission to look this hot 😩🔥🙈

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Me: I’m going to bed early 😊
Also me at 4am:

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She just won the dad lottery 😩 they are PERFECT ✨

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gonna tell my kids that this was gustavo cerati

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The only #10YearChallenge I need 🤤🤤🤤 He ages like wine 💦😏

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I can’t handle how beautiful this friendship is

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This is cute af🐻🙊💖

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Boys!! Please dress like this😍😍👇👇👇👇👇👇

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Scientists at Harvard University have created this 3D Model depicting what ancient Egyptian ruler Cleopatra may have looked like

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My FBI agent watching me creeping on Gonzalo Valenzuela’s instagram page for the 4th time today

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-Friend: where are you?
-me: I’m on my way! See you in 2 minutes
-me irl:

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Me: *studies for 2 minutes*
Me:

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-Me: ugh I hate bananas they’re so gross 🤮🤮🤮🤮
-My crush: Bananas are my life
-Me:

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Wow he’s so humble and respectful 😍😍😍🙈🙈🙈🔥🔥🔥🔥

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I’ll literally never get over how perfect Sarah Jessica Parker’s breakfast in Chile was 😩😩🙌🏻💦💦💦 #NeverForget

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if you play "Un año mas" by Sonora Palacios at exactly 11:58 on December 31st, Tommy Rey will sing "Un año mas, que más da, cuantos se han ido ya 💅🏼" Start the New Year the right way 😍😋😉😩😩😩🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

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-Duolingo: you are 10% fluent in french
- me:

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Jorge Zabaleta: *uses iPhone X face recognition*
iPhone X:

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The way the Black Piñera looks at vacation Michelle is just 😍😍😍😍😍

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This will always be my favorite michelle 😍😍😍👌🏼👌🏼 https://t.co/ljVe7I6FVJ

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I just need a vacation like this 😩😩😩😩😩