Jason

it’s a joke, relax.

[Jason @AverageGuyJason]

This move is so elite it’s gotten flags thrown and chris brown shot

[Coach Dan Casey @CoachDanCasey]

This is the best Touchdown Celebration I've ever seen 😂😂😂

[Jason @AverageGuyJason]

watched Lord of The Rings for the first time this week and my biggest takeaway is that Frodo really the biggest bitch i’ve ever seen

[Jason @AverageGuyJason]

@HOUSEPORN___ i wouldn’t be able to resist trying to jump from the beds to the upstairs couches

[Jason @AverageGuyJason]

@ffshuriam a DOUBLE CHUNK CHOCOLATE COOKIE!

[Jason @AverageGuyJason]

the next big booty mix has to throw in a “thank you brother ☝🏻” before a beat drop

[Jason @AverageGuyJason]

@ayeejuju Tran, the old asian guy from New Girl

[Jason @AverageGuyJason]

@2020fights no way bro hit em with the reverse DDT 😭

[Jason @AverageGuyJason]

@Mrklassiq_ i hope the outside of the exhibit looks like Eddie Murphy so i feel like i’m in Meet Dave

[Jason @AverageGuyJason]

@oocsitcoms @tarleen_boyal the kid bodies with adult heads in George Lopez was pure comedic genius

[Jason @AverageGuyJason]

“off the ropes, a ladder, steel cage… anything babe! he was electric”

[Jason @AverageGuyJason]

showed my girlfriend Jeff Hardy’s top 10 swanton bombs this morning on youtube. i don’t think she realizes how intimate that was for me

[Jason @AverageGuyJason]

@Mariannoo when i order a meal from chick fil a on doordash

[Jason @AverageGuyJason]

@FadeHubb i was hoping this was going to have the sound effect of mr krabs walking

[Jason @AverageGuyJason]

one time in college i went on a wawa run w a few friends and one of my buddies says to another “guess what i got. it’s pretty out of left field” and my other buddy immediately responds “a gobbler”. He was right, everyone laughed, it was great. I think about that interaction often

[Jason @AverageGuyJason]

@JayCuda me jumping into every single dugout interview

[Jason @AverageGuyJason]

@PFF_Sam THIS is the most similar thing we’ve seen to Ohtani, incase anyone needed further context

[Jason @AverageGuyJason]

@ihyric this the inclusive group of friends they put in textbooks

[Jason @AverageGuyJason]

@NBAMemes somebody court side sneezing

[Jason @AverageGuyJason]

@AllbrightNFL haven’t heard of this Trade Down guy but must be pretty good if he’s going 3rd overall

[Jason @AverageGuyJason]

i am convinced the majority of Philadelphia’s population doesn’t truly understand how crosswalks really work