Joseph Bolser

UofL College of Business Alumn. Thinker. Teller of really bad dad jokes.

[Joseph Bolser @AverageJoBo]

Idk who General Tso is, but I'm going to assume he's like the Colonel Sanders of China

[Mike Lee @SenMikeLee]

278,000 noncitizens registered to vote.

It is more important than ever to crush foreign election interference.

It is more important than ever to pass the SAVE AMERICA ACT.

[Joseph Bolser @AverageJoBo]

The more I watch the @UFLKings , the more I can’t get over how they screwed up the franchise color scheme. Aligning them with the same colors as @loucityfc would’ve looked so much cleaner and felt more “Louisville”.

[Joseph Bolser @AverageJoBo]

I’m so over the flagrant foul calls in college basketball. It’s like the NCAA saw the “roaring success” of the Targeting call in college football and said, “how can we apply the same bullshit that everyone loathes to the game of basketball?” #marchmadness

[Joseph Bolser @AverageJoBo]

This team is as soft as it gets. It’s been shown time and time again. Cant finish through contact. The number of times we’ve actually made a bucket underneath and contact has been drawn this season can be counted on one hand.

[Joseph Bolser @AverageJoBo]

Fru with more fouls than points.

[Joseph Bolser @AverageJoBo]

@RealCardGame Since we went up 23-13 in the first 8 minutes of the game , we’ve been outscored 17-36 in the last 16 minutes of play. That’s outrageous

[Joseph Bolser @AverageJoBo]

@raashaan We’ve got to get consistent production in the paint along with the perimeter shooting. Khalifa is a liability, Fru has been a no-show, and Kasean is no longer the player he was pre-injury. And needless to say, Zougris is the worst player on the floor at any given moment.

[Joseph Bolser @AverageJoBo]

@Matt_McGavic And I can’t confidently say any one of them was actually a foul.

[Joseph Bolser @AverageJoBo]

We are without a doubt a completely different team when Mikel Brown Jr is playing. Everyone plays better. Now to get Khani back and we are a force to be reckoned with the rest of the year

[Nuancically Tweeting @MahGill]

I think the woman in that AT&T commercial is a cyborg.

#cfp2026

[Kevin Kelly @TheNewKKelly]

Wow. What a creepy AT&T commercial.

[Joseph Bolser @AverageJoBo]

@Louisvillecbb Uhhhh…. That’s Adrian Wooley

[Joseph Bolser @AverageJoBo]

@romeybean The offense used to be built on consistent ball movement. Great passing that created wide-open threes. There was trust that whoever got the shot could knock it down. Now it looks disjointed, like messy YMCA pickup ball with no structure. No chemistry.

[Joseph Bolser @AverageJoBo]

Flashback of the 2013 Sugar Bowl!!

[Joseph Bolser @AverageJoBo]

@BradyCards Have his magnificent passes been a net positive on the season given his liability on defense and lack of down-low scoring potential on offense? I’m not convinced

[Joseph Bolser @AverageJoBo]

This #OrangeBowl game color matchup looking like the Convicts vs Wardens. Too bad I’ve got to go for the Wardsns in this one #GoDucks #TheLongestYard

[Joseph Bolser @AverageJoBo]

While I love that Louisville is getting a UFL team, can we all agree that the color scheme is complete garbage and doesn’t reflect the city at all. Purple & gold would’ve unified the city with @loucityfc and looked FAR better than this green & lime nonsense. @UFLKings

[Joseph Bolser @AverageJoBo]

The sound of the dull clank of that rim in Knoxville hurts my ears