Undead Burg Merchant

Hard working to maintain my family. Joke, my family was murdered.

I'm not mad. Visit me. Buy.

[Undead Burg Merchant @AverageShopkee1]

WELCOME, WELCOME EVERYONE TO MY HUMBLE STALL!

Every follower is a phantom that visits me frequently to bargain and that's good: I make money, you get your stuff, and I make money.

That makes Yulia happy.

[Undead Burg Merchant @AverageShopkee1]

@LordBoy6 @berserksouls Think of Socrates, staying willingly to die even when he could have tried to escape. Socrates and Ludleth both chose how they died: following the Law. That's based.

But Socrates never had a transposition kiln, so he never had a chance to forge the Pontiff's Blades. That's lame.

[Undead Burg Merchant @AverageShopkee1]

@berserksouls Guys get out I'm trying to piss here please I'm begging you stop watching me I'll be done in a minute guys oh god there's a third guy watching me oh no guys can we make a deal you stop looking at me and I finish asap please I could use some privacy over here you know and

[Undead Burg Merchant @AverageShopkee1]

@darksoulstoilet Slave Knight Noel. That's not even his final form.

[Undead Burg Merchant @AverageShopkee1]

@berserksouls Uchigatana, right, Yulia?

[Undead Burg Merchant @AverageShopkee1]

@berserksouls Hmpf! Cheap bastard! If you're looking for a lot, you have to give a little. Right, Yulia?

[Undead Burg Merchant @AverageShopkee1]

@berserksouls Can confirm, I live 2 streets away

[Undead Burg Merchant @AverageShopkee1]

@berserksouls This is NOT acceptable.

[Undead Burg Merchant @AverageShopkee1]

@berserksouls It's me. He's talking about me. Hey, that's me. I'm literally that guy.

[Undead Burg Merchant @AverageShopkee1]

@berserksouls They're winning help

[Undead Burg Merchant @AverageShopkee1]

@berserksouls Everybody gangsta till Plin Plin Plon walks in 🔥🔥

[Undead Burg Merchant @AverageShopkee1]

@berserksouls Diablo

[Undead Burg Merchant @AverageShopkee1]

@berserksouls Literally me

[Undead Burg Merchant @AverageShopkee1]

@berserksouls That's me, bit I just steal from people, don't enlighten them

[Undead Burg Merchant @AverageShopkee1]

@berserksouls Why don't you all fight to get the products I sell instead?

[Undead Burg Merchant @AverageShopkee1]

@berserksouls Favourite boss right here

[Undead Burg Merchant @AverageShopkee1]

@berserksouls He's looking for my stall (Undead Burg)

[Undead Burg Merchant @AverageShopkee1]

@berserksouls Already dressing as a beggar 💅

[Undead Burg Merchant @AverageShopkee1]

@berserksouls I certainly would