Joe Vollmer

Sometimes I wonder where these thoughts spawn from | nah, nah, imma doctor, not a pop star

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Feta makes life betta’

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@brittvollmer : “National Football Ligament”

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#nailfreefebruary

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Matt Canada has finally made it to the sideline. We might actually have a chance @steelers

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What are leaves but nature’s napkins

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We need less chips and more dip

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When you think you’re doing good, just do better.

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You know what would be great? Lower lights and a Diet Coke

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There's a certain irony to the Penguins season ending, at least in small part, due to a rule implemented because the NHL says it cares about head injuries. But an elbow to the head goes unpenalized on the ice and undisciplined in any way.

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There are more questions than answers #steeldrumwisdom #themorewefindout #thelessweknow

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2 touchdowns in 2:22 by #22 @ohthatsNajee22 @Buck @steelers

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A very special Happy Mother’s Day to this beauty of a Mom-to-be, my wife, @brittdandrea. Thank you for being amazing, and carrying our son with such loves and grace. You are strong, funny, adventurous, beautiful, and… https://t.co/gQxhaqMkd3

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“Hey Siri, how does a quarterback false start?”

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When the online order says ‘you’re out of delivery range’ but when you call anyway and they say “nah you’re good we’ll be there in 45”

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Yeahhh day voibes @brittdandrea

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Good way to start #SNF, as the Steelers or Patriots are likely to have 7 Super Bowl wins after this season. But you know it’s #GoSteelers

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More prevalent in South Side?

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Who puts window tint on a mini-van?

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But why is no one talking about the chargers’ “incomplete pass” that was clearly a fumble at the 10? So many things should’ve gone differently tonight for the Steelers

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There are few things grosser than chewing with your mouth open; doing so while chewing gum is one of them #whoraisedyou