Library Opossum

probably reading a book, mom of 3, lover of coffee, speaker of sarcasm and Harry Potter

[Library Opossum @Average_Wife]

8- I am a vampire

Me- no

8- FINE. I am an alien- related to the vampire

Me- ooookay bud no more Dr. Who for you

8- the Dr. hates when children cry

[Library Opossum @Average_Wife]

My son just referred to Aubrey Plaz's Rio in Agatha as "mother 2.0" and he's correct. 10/10 no notes

[Library Opossum @Average_Wife]

@EmAsInMoney Love yoooou 🥰🥰

[Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ @maryfairybobrry]

Disabled people should be welcomed in all spaces and communities.
Disabled people deserve dignity and respect without judgment.
Disabled people and/or their caregivers/family do not owe you an explanation of their behaviors, accommodations or medical diagnosis.

[Library Opossum @Average_Wife]

"Drive to save lives"? I've been watching this asshole swerve in and out of traffic. Cut us off (hubs is driving) then over to the fast lane again. What a joke

[Library Opossum @Average_Wife]

@EmAsInMoney 🏹😇

[Library Opossum @Average_Wife]

@EmAsInMoney 🤣💀

[Library Opossum @Average_Wife]

@EmAsInMoney 😍😍

[⚘️Carina @Carina_Amyth]

@ask_aubry Good for her.

[amy @bergeambe]

Me lying to my family about my depression

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Cillian Murphy winning the Oscar as
the royal family rapidly declines in numbers, territory, relevance, public favor, hair? This is the Irish revenge my granny promised that I would see in my lifetime…

[emily may @emilykmay]

you went out to bars to meet boys, i went to random coffee shops and brought my bible and my giant systematic theology book trying to meet boys 🙃🙃🙃 WE ARE NOT THE SAME

[Library Opossum @Average_Wife]

@EmAsInMoney Then I'll ma'am you and sign anyways

[Library Opossum @Average_Wife]

@EmAsInMoney Yes. But only after lecturing you about how we break other people not ourselves

[Library Opossum @Average_Wife]

@EmAsInMoney

[Library Opossum @Average_Wife]

@EmAsInMoney 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 yessss

[Library Opossum @Average_Wife]

@MainLineSpy Yes. The Tony's and the Grammy's too. Hollywood isn't the end all be all 🙄