Belle 🌱

[Jamie @spacej_me]

Got asked “do u walk that fast everywhere or just at work?” And the answer is everywhere it’s called being a weird little freak ever heard of it

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

“But Toad,” said Frog, “I will be lonely until then.”

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

“We must stop eating!” cried Toad as he ate another.

[Belle 🌱 @Average_annoy]

@mask_bastard Lord of the rings, my dad used to torment me with the voice

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

Dear Toad, I am glad that you are my best friend. Your best friend, Frog.

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

“I cannot remember any of the things that were on my list of things to do. I will just have to sit here and do nothing,” said Toad.

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

And all the next day Toad read poems to his seeds.

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

The next day Toad gave his jacket to Frog. Frog thought that it was beautiful. He put it on and jumped for joy.

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'Well then,' said Toad, 'a little more sleep will not hurt me.'

[idk man @sumngodawful]

if you intend to shut down drag shows in the united states then i also expect strip clubs to be outlawed as well as a more conservative uniform at hooters idgaf 🤷🏼people are so comfortable exposing kids to sexual content unless it’s coming from a person of the who is lgbt. BFFR🤦🏼

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY

[Belle 🌱 @Average_annoy]

Customer service is so fucked. That shit got me programmed to smile at my ex that traumatized me. Wtf is that

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

Toad did not answer. He had fallen asleep.

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

Toad ran to Frog's house. ‘Frog, Frog,’ cried Toad, ‘taste these cookies that I have made.’

[brando uchiha @imhighkeycool]

LMAO he was feeling until he fell😭😭

[diana 🪽 @dirtyydian]

“You got so quiet” yea you made me feel annoying lol

[samantha @milkygoddess]

dark circles under my eyes because i’m exhausted from being a full time hater