Captain Kimono

Positive vibes yo! Wildcard bitches!!!! Danny DeVito is my idol! Fantasy baseball ⚾️ enthusiast

[TickPick @TickPick]

In light of Mintzy not staying the entire game...

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Winner selected Sunday, October 11th at noon ET

[Captain Kimono @AverageatBest22]

I would run through a friggin brick wall for these men!!! @stoolpresidente

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

“We are gonna fight until they cut our hands off” 😮‍💨

[Captain Kimono @AverageatBest22]

Wondering when @nickysmokess is going to pay up on his bet with #GreenGreg

Patiently waiting for the clips!!

#VivaLaStool

[Captain Kimono @AverageatBest22]

Love to see it! Hahahahaha!

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

Abysmal base running by the Yankees

[Captain Kimono @AverageatBest22]

Bring it to Amherst!!!! That place would be fucking rocking!!!! #VivaLaStool

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

What if I said I wanted to bring the Barstool College football to beautiful Hartford for Umass vs Uconn in a few weeks?

[Captain Kimono @AverageatBest22]

I don’t hear a damn word anyone is saying every time they show @hannahcmontoya I would marry her in a second and be the type of husband that worships the ground she walks on! Anything she wants, she gets, anytime, any place!!!!!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“I want everyone out there to know, as men, it’s okay to cry.” - Big Cat

Barstool Sports Advisors: MNF Edition @LucyNicotine

[Captain Kimono @AverageatBest22]

Through 3 games the @Patriots have scored the same amount of points as the @MiamiDolphins wtf is happening with @DrakeMaye2 @stoolpresidente we got the @BuffaloBills next! We all need to do better!!!!!

[Captain Kimono @AverageatBest22]

@Patriots are getting the absolute shit kicked out of them and I can’t stand it! @stoolpresidente WTF is going on?!?!??

[Captain Kimono @AverageatBest22]

@TheGregHillShow they finally made it official!!! #Captain @NHLBruins

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

The Legacy Continues ©️

[Captain Kimono @AverageatBest22]

#Mortals #BeAdvised

[Barstool Sports Advisors @BSSAdvisors]

Week 3 Mortals @DKSports

#DKPartner

[Captain Kimono @AverageatBest22]

#GoPrezGo #RunPrezRun

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Athlete @Tunnel2Towers

[Captain Kimono @AverageatBest22]

#beadvised

[Barstool Sports Advisors @BSSAdvisors]

Week 3 Cards #BeAdvised

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Please do not share this clip @BarstoolBigCat

[Captain Kimono @AverageatBest22]

If I get 6 receptions, 70 yards, and a TD from #MalikNabers I will do something crazy! Hahaha!! #FantasyFootball #NFL #MNF #MondayNightFootball

[Captain Kimono @AverageatBest22]

#BeAdvised

[Barstool Sports Advisors @BSSAdvisors]

Week 2 Cards #BeAdvised

[Captain Kimono @AverageatBest22]

#beadvised

[Barstool Sports Advisors @BSSAdvisors]

Week 2 Mortals @DKSports

#DKPartner

[Captain Kimono @AverageatBest22]

@OhioTate needs a MASSIVE raise from @stoolpresidente not only does he do great content on his own, but he is the reason @StoolMintzy has any sort of content relevance, but most importantly he’s mintzy’s personal babysitter that has to deal with all his bullshit!!!

[Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate]

I am in a massive conundrum

Actually I think it’s like 4 massive conundrums

Do I help Mintzy with any of these issues?

(Reminder: I LOVE content)

(Reminder 2: I really want to have fun as The Library has to be rocking right now)

[Captain Kimono @AverageatBest22]

Just doing a mental health check in on @KayceSmith that @AggieFootball loss was a brutal one! Hope you’re okay Kayce! If you need someone to talk to I’m a licensed therapist…..allegedly

[Captain Kimono @AverageatBest22]

@Return_Of_RB why didn’t the coach elect to just run the ball? Serious question here. If they run it worst case, safety, or time runs out and they leave with the W.

[Rico Bo$co @Return_Of_RB]

I really thought I saw every way possible to lose a game but my God did NC State just lose in unbelievable fashion !

You GOT TO have a clock in your head kid!!!!!! Once anyone gets near you go down !!!!!

[Captain Kimono @AverageatBest22]

@BarstoolNate literally just said the same exact thing @FeitsBarstool said! Hahahahahahhahahaa!!!

[Ebony @BstoolSecurity]

Asking my co-workers how they season their chicken 🍗