Averi Reed

I don’t have a spicy page, sorry. I’m just here to talk shit and have fun

[Averi Reed @Averi_Reed]

I remade my Twitter account to lurk and read and not post or worry about followers. But now I find myself wanting to post, but for what reason when I don’t have followers? I just feel like I attract a bad kind of attention when I talk freely on here. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Averi Reed @Averi_Reed]

@cleptocowgirl

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Just posted how I DON’T post pics anymore. I haven’t sold content or socks or panties or sexted for money in over a year. But then Twitter algorithm is like “Remember how you wanted to get into Findom and never did? Look at all these findom tweets”

[princy @princehamptonk]

I can send on cashapp throne or any other payment method lol I’m not trying to scam

[Averi Reed @Averi_Reed]

I don’t post those pics and stuff anymore but I had this once and it was a wonderful weekend

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@NekiSot0 Didn’t even search. Legitimately popped up in my feed just like this

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@Jaberuski 96 month post term abortion

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@cowboybecsbop

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@EmileeSilvey

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@cowboybecsbop I will always be interested in seeing a pretty lady dressed up as Jessica Rabbit

[Averi Reed @Averi_Reed]

Me: *reads tweet*
*opens profile*
“These are all just a bunch of sexual suggestive tweets to attract degen followers”
*reads more tweets*
*clicks follow*

[kylie ✼ @kylieteeny]

um.. hey.. theres sleepy girl tht wnts her panties pulled to the side rn...

[Averi Reed @Averi_Reed]

On today’s episode of “fragile man with fictional character pfp angrily insults and threatens pretty girls online”:

Incel Batman gets angry that a girl he could never get irl because he doesn’t like her opinion of his favorite musician

[hickey @HickeyShamer]

Life is like a video game

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@EmileeSilvey

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@baillie_jane Define “reasonable”

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@lilydsmith What does it mean if I’m good at Wii bowling but can’t bowl for real?

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@EmileeSilvey Bummed about the sex but you totally could have just invited me over for legos and I still would have gotten here just as quick

[Averi Reed @Averi_Reed]

@savannahelisse I want to just be cute and not talk politics, but then I say something political and some inbred in a red hat holding up a fish in his pic will say something like “We don’t want your opinions, we just want to see your tits” and then I have to be ✨intolerable✨

[Averi Reed @Averi_Reed]

@ComradeChris01 @damn_shit0 @humuorn_ It’s been 2 hours and no reply. I really would have thought that god would be a fast replier, being omnipresent and all. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Averi Reed @Averi_Reed]

@CostcoSwizzle @savannahelisse You are literally a bear

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@kyylien ITT:

Very legitimate icks

Very unreasonable icks

Lots of triggered men with fragile egos

[Averi Reed @Averi_Reed]

@quqco And when they talk about being brave or not being brave they say “you don’t have the balls to do that”. They really got this shit all wrong.

[Averi Reed @Averi_Reed]

@marybloomi Fine, but bring some back for me too