Avery Mann

Run Forrest, run

[Avery Mann @AveryMann]

When you take everything literally

[Avery Mann @AveryMann]

@kramerchris1 It may not be too late, you might get a 38th final courtesy call tomorrow

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

“Blossom of snow, may you bloom and grow, bloom and grow forever.” RIP Christopher Plummer. You lit up screen and stage over a lifetime of art. My thoughts are with your family and friends.

[Avery Mann @AveryMann]

@procrastigray 👋🏼 👋🏼 👋🏼 love and miss you @procrastigray

[Avery Mann @AveryMann]

@loganreever Is this a Logan Reever Official™️ #sponsoredad?

[Avery Mann @AveryMann]

@tulsispears @Danielzolg is SO MUCH better in real life than Riley — just a testament to his acting abilities

[Avery Mann @AveryMann]

@loganreever But then again, who knows. Math was never my strong suit

[Avery Mann @AveryMann]

@loganreever 40 is a hell of a run.
40 years with caffeine > 70 years without caffeine

[Avery Mann @AveryMann]

@OB__G Just leaving this here just in case

[Avery Mann @AveryMann]

Today the United States grabbed Trump by his p*ssy

[Avery Mann @AveryMann]

According to Trump supporters, all lives matter but apparently not all votes do ???

*cue Alanis Morissette*

[Avery Mann @AveryMann]

* Trump Logic * — If at first you don’t succeed, sue, sue again

[Avery Mann @AveryMann]

@cancercrybaby TRUE but will it help or hurt a career?

[Avery Mann @AveryMann]

Twitter-verse: please provide your honest input to help a friend of mine decide

Will starring in a season of ‘Love Island’ help or hurt your career as a working broadcast sports journalist/reporter

[Avery Mann @AveryMann]

Burlesque is the original ‘just the tip’

[Avery Mann @AveryMann]

When you hear someone talk about American Pie do you assume they’re referring to:

[Avery Mann @AveryMann]

@nathanielro They always go in threes 😢😭

[Avery Mann @AveryMann]

@adultgoose I’d be more than happy to have this discussion with you privately but I’m not going to provide sensitive and personal information on a public platform

[Avery Mann @AveryMann]

Just had another terrible experience flying with @SpiritAirlines. What are the odds? Will I ever learn? Stay tuned.

[Avery Mann @AveryMann]

Honestly though, I didn't know how bad an airline could be until I flew Spirit. They should think about making that their motto

[Avery Mann @AveryMann]

For the next time someone asks me how tall I am...

[Sweetboy Matt @sweetboymatt3]

when you make fun of short kings , , , , just know who you’re mocking , , , ,