Rylan Marchand

Party hard, make mistakes, laugh endlessly. Do things you're afraid to do.

[Rylan Marchand @AveryRylan]

@lyssbabin Any dog in particular?

[SKKen @NotSKKen]

Tonight when I was serving an old lady told me ‘it’s a shame you have your ears pierced because you’re such a handsome young man’ yeah well idk how to tell you this ma’am but chances are your granddaughters nipples taste like quarters so do you want ranch w your wings or what

[VGF @VGFGamers]

Most Annoying Things In Gaming Ranked:

13. You
12. Can’t
11. Rank
10. Them
9. Because
8. It’s
7. Objective
6. And
5. Based
4. On
3. Personal
2. Opinion
1. Hey! Listen!

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When she tells a stupid ass joke but you're trying to smash https://t.co/fyJP1MLQLr

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

"Hey Gronk, what are Saturday's for?" https://t.co/JQjdV7EfcW

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Me after finals: https://t.co/LpZ3bzRlQ7

[Rylan Marchand @AveryRylan]

@jaredmacneil89 Lies

[VGF @VGFGamers]

Used to love this stage!

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When your parents go out food shopping

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

WHEN YOU ASKED HER 1,238 TIMES "DO YOU WANT ANYTHING AT THE DRIVE THRU?" AND THEN SHE HAS THE AUDACITY TO EAT YOUR FRIES

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

This guy is winning at life

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Twitter in 2017 https://t.co/Po6BAtiamg

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When you plant the bomb on search and destroy https://t.co/X39mwVu7mS

[(Parody) Meninist @MeninistSay]

when үou are trying to see if your girl has an attitude and she does https://t.co/LhKdIRyE8G

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Dude really is the GOAT for this 😭😭

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Person: "u home??"
me: "na wassup?"
Person:"......snapchat says u home tho?"
me: https://t.co/qb4QE5rbgF

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Best flavor

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Trying to think of ways to become a millionaire overnight so you don't have to go to work tomorrow.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Accurate