Avery Somely

collage artist. autobiographical photographer. chinese food eater. can make coffee.

[Avery Somely @AverySomely]

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[#ATown The Series @ATownTheSeries]

Last look at the @statesman spread featuring #ATown -- your move @FXNetworks ;)

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@LaylaHAHAberg I just got this. Sorry I was sleeping

[Duncan Coe @duncancoe]

The name "Easter" comes from the pagan goddess Ēostre.

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@ElenaWeinberg... I'm lost. Literally, and figuratively.

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@ElenaWeinberg I can't help you. I'm stuck inside your cat. Duh. You should help me! I need a hot dog from 7eleven. #pleaseandthankyou

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“@ElenaWeinberg: My cat just burped and it was the cutest thing ever.” I'm actually inside of your cat. It was me.

[#ATown The Series @ATownTheSeries]

pretty sure @LaylaHAHAberg or @averysomely said this.

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I don't see black&blue or white&gold. I see purple&glitter. bitches. Also, that dress sucks.

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http://t.co/5oPfsZsp2c I just go home. #turdburglar

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@TheGreaterest me too. If Nick were a Cage, I'd be in him.

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My spirit animal came to me last night. It was Diane Keaton in a white pant suit. #spiritanimal @ATownTheSeries

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Texas Girl Scouts, sell your cookies at night and you'll sell more cookies. Duh. get with the program #cookiemonstars @ATownTheSeries

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I wish I could quit you. Or clean you. Never gonna happen. #brokebackmicrowave @ATownTheSeries

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Nola bound. Avery face. #Atown #roadtrip http://t.co/50ZRMtcvqa

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Are cigarillos an LA thing? #cigarillos

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Austin is too bright, so I'm leaving on a plane. #austinshines #byeaustiniloveyoumostlyexceptforcars @ATownTheSeries

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I always win staring contests, especially when my opponent is a cat. #cattstareoff #amidoingthisright

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@ATownTheSeries @NunleyAsh #tbt #besthaircutofmylife

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@oldpicsarchive in a past life, I fenced a lot #fencers