Avery

freethenips

[Avery @Averygb]

Your breath smells like onions and bunions

[Avery @Averygb]

I have come to terms with the fact that I have a crippling sushi addiction. You buy me sushi, you buy my heart.

[Avery @Averygb]

No because why would I honest to god be sat if he said sit 🫡

[Maddie @maddiekrycian]

literally hate my dad so much 😁

[Avery @Averygb]

Like you’re a freak bye

[Avery @Averygb]

Big turn off: having boogers in your nose. If u have a boogie, you’re an immediate loser

[Avery @Averygb]

Kiss the earth that earth you

[Avery @Averygb]

Literally tho

[Avery @Averygb]

How are zoos still acceptable?

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

it’s not my job to console you for the pain that you caused me.

[Avery @Averygb]

Nick Jonas better be in my dreams tonight

[Avery @Averygb]

It’s times like these that I regret choosing nursing as my major🥲

[Avery @Averygb]

Don’t eat red meat

[Avery @Averygb]

Anybody else have this type of anxiety that makes you think that everyone hates you?

[Avery @Averygb]

Literally fuck cancer

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

[Avery @Averygb]

Tell me why my foster cat’s pooped looked exactly like the poop emoji💩

[Avery @Averygb]

The universe sad fuck you to me yesterday.
Here’s why:
1. I was running on ZERO sleep
2. I got glass in my booty cheek and had to leave clinical to go to urgent care
3. I came home to my foster cat’s poop on the floor in my bathroom
4. hot tub was closed
5. My period came