Salty P.🌽🎍🎋

🎍 The P. stands for Popcorn by the way 🎍
splatoon 3 bamboozler(s) main 🎍
toontown acc: @SaltyPopcornTTR
click the link to add me on switch👇🎍

[Salty P.🌽🎍🎋 @AvgCornEnjoyer]

breh

[Salty P.🌽🎍🎋 @AvgCornEnjoyer]

@Simon_Hypixel Came back to this hellhole to use all my three... no, four wishes:

- Baseball cap with an option to change brim colors like a red cap with cyan brim (maybe an extra hairbow?)

- 3d glasses, like you added popcorn and everything but not that...

- Scarves!! Need me some neckwear.

[Salty P.🌽🎍🎋 @AvgCornEnjoyer]

@SplatoonNA ts should have been renamed to blunder

[Salty P.🌽🎍🎋 @AvgCornEnjoyer]

@SplatoonNA "jared's disastrous crashout" the weapon

[Salty P.🌽🎍🎋 @AvgCornEnjoyer]

@SplatoonNA turf war is officially unplayable

[Nintendo Everything @NinEverything]

[Giveaway] To celebrate the Nintendo Switch 2 launch, we're doing our biggest social media giveaway in our 17+ year history. Repost and follow for a chance to win a console bundle with Mario Kart World. Ends June 1, 2025, open worldwide.

[Salty P.🌽🎍🎋 @AvgCornEnjoyer]

This account (as well as many others that I'm in control) will be locked until further notice as I'm moving completely to Bluesky.
I'm currently unhappy with the state of Twitter full of n*zis, bots and just Elon Muskrat.
Bluest skies link: https://t.co/h8DTzDGThF

[Salty P.🌽🎍🎋 @AvgCornEnjoyer]

justice for bro

[Nintendo UK @NintendoUK]

Get ready to fight for your favourite fantasy figure when Splatoween comes a-knocking later this month! #Splatoon3

[Salty P.🌽🎍🎋 @AvgCornEnjoyer]

for the next balance change for s3 please make it so in x rank, bamboo, goober and squiffer would never be matched against pencil, liter and zf (and their other kits). this shit that is the current state of chargers in x rank highkey wants me not to play the game altogether.

[Salty P.🌽🎍🎋 @AvgCornEnjoyer]

@stormyspam yeah, if i was the liter id use that beakon to stall the roller if i somehow didnt run qsj at all (not happening)

[Salty P.🌽🎍🎋 @AvgCornEnjoyer]

splatoon

[Salty P.🌽🎍🎋 @AvgCornEnjoyer]

thank god that the sting ray special is left in the pas... ohhhhhhhh.....

[Salty P.🌽🎍🎋 @AvgCornEnjoyer]

@NintendoAmericr quitting bamboozler

[Salty P.🌽🎍🎋 @AvgCornEnjoyer]

@NotPotBol why are you in political compass memes subreddit of all places?

[Salty P.🌽🎍🎋 @AvgCornEnjoyer]

@GabeLev8 haircut, slick, hipster (me), double-bun, buzzcut, wave, pigtail, spikyhaired, bang, mushroom, megalobraid, cornrows, bedhead and soaked hairstyle inklings as well as any octoling will be eliminated in splatoon 4.
oh yeah. no more bangs and mushrooms. net positive overall :)

[Salty P.🌽🎍🎋 @AvgCornEnjoyer]

shower thought: if splatoon 3 released earlier, the mario fest wouldve included a fire flower, raccoon leaf, cape feather or any other transformation power up as a third option

[Salty P.🌽🎍🎋 @AvgCornEnjoyer]

splatoon player's final bosses:
shower, sunlight and grass.

[とらいあんふ @SLR2tap]

🦑✊

[Salty P.🌽🎍🎋 @AvgCornEnjoyer]

ROCK✅️
GEAR✅️
WATER✅️
SWEET✅️
MILK CHOCOLATE❌️
NESSIE✅️
COURAGE❌️
MINT CHIP❌️
LOVE❌️
FRYE❌️
GHOST✅️
FIST BUMP❌️
FRIENDS❌️
SATURDAY❌️
GUITAR❌️
BABY CHICKS❌️
BUCKET LIST✅️
THEME PARK❌️
RICE✅️
PRESENT❌️
ratio:8-12
maybe its better that i lost

[Blucario @BlucarioYT]

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WATER ✅
SWEET ✅
WHITE CHOCOLATE ✅
NESSIE ✅
WISDOM ❌
MINT CHIP ❌
LOVE ❌
SHIVER ✅
GHOST ✅
FIST BUMP ❌
FAMILY ❌
FRIDAY ✅
KEYBOARD ✅
L’IL BUNNIES ❌
SAME OL’ ❌
BEACH ✅
BREAD ❌
FUTURE ❌

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