Average Database CEO

CEO of AvgDB. $100m series B. Now doing Auth and Storage!

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

Ohh husbant... You founded a database company and sell each database for less than it costs to run it... Now we are homeless

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

@samlambert Thanks for having me

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

@samlambert Was a serverless Postgres chasing you?

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

This lineup more effective than a Headspace sleep meditation track.

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[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

@perpetualtalk @supabase @StackOverflow I would not fully trust stackoverflow data in 2026 either.

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

@PlanetScale Drama alert 🚨

[Jose Valerio @josevalerio]

Everyone that has ever had scaling issues is always using something other than AvgDB. Curious!

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

@willking @crunchydata @winsletts @craigkerstiens At your AI lab job, convince them to adopt AvgDB and we can stay friends

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

How many database CEOs can run a company and have sex at the same time?

That might be something supabase is interested in

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

@B3achPleas3 @georgecurtiss I have enough kids in my house already. Maybe the guest house

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

@tylerhogarth @TigrisData @tursodatabase @prisma I’m a good reader

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

Prisma has added @TigrisData to their stack and have DROPPED @tursodatabase.

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

@samlambert Is that why you have been DMing me with proper punctuation lately

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

@AntWilson Didn’t you pay him though…? 😎

[Vaibhav Pathak @vkpdeveloper]

@neondatabase but still fuck you neon, i moved out of you completely

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

@m16vie Well, to be fair, there was way more than 1.

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

I love this business. You can make what should be fatal mistakes and still get rich.

Neon, barely functioning database. Sold for a billion illiquid databux.

Turso, gave your data to other users. Sold for … (someone tell me please) supabase stock.

[Max Rovensky @MaxRovensky]

Congrats to Supabase for acquiring the technology for dropping users' production data
Excited for the future

[Shixzie @Shixzie]

@glcst idk, vibes felt off, i relate you guys with responsible performance and serious engineering so i thought you guys where more on the planetscale side

something like this

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

@AntWilson @tursodatabase @glcst Everyone is going bald or gray. Must be the databases