Average Database CEO

CEO of AvgDB. $100m series B. Now doing Auth and Storage!

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

Ohh husbant... You founded a database company and sell each database for less than it costs to run it... Now we are homeless

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

@samlambert How I feel about you all with your Postgres startups

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

@jjacky That’s what she said

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

Postgres startup founders are reading this and confused by what monetize means

[Justin Welsh @thejustinwelsh]

Every paycheck you get is evidence that someone else figured out how to monetize your skills better than you did.

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

Postgres is so bad that any post saying it can handle 200 connections and stay up instantly goes to top of HN

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

Lol Databricks has 100 billion dollars and is still spamming Reddit with ads for their broken database

Neon marketing guy continues to be the most slimy in the industry

[Tudor Golubenco @tudor_g]

The thinly veiled astroturfing campaign on the postgres subreddit is getting a bit annoying.

[Tudor Golubenco @tudor_g]

The thinly veiled astroturfing campaign on the postgres subreddit is getting a bit annoying.

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

Observation: all of the failing database companies have this same one thing in common.

They use Postgres.

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

@thdxr @OpenAI @AnthropicAI If every database company can make it free, why can’t you!!

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

@utpalnadiger @boristane Your mom

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

Last night I was offered sex by a certain database company leaders wife in exchange for promoting her husband’s database on my account.

I declined, as I do not support adultery and am already busy this weekend using Neon Postgres, a quality database which rarely has downtime

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

@benjamin_ACD I’ll have it green soon

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

They’ve called me in to help. Will get supabase back online soon.

[dasmer @dasmersingh]

@supabase is down bad for >24hrs now

https://t.co/RBGz1WleUi --> we normally love you, but please get yourself together asap!

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

@samlambert Wait, these tweets are from when you’re not sedated?

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

@saisrirampur @asahidex Still slower than AvgDB though. Embarrassing for you

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

- adds a couple markdown files

Proud to announce WE are the TOP database for agents!

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

@georgecurtiss That’s right

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

@jamwt @SolanaPlays Found them

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

@georgecurtiss Adding his mother on Facebook right now.

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

@samlambert to signal I’m casual an cool an don’t care so much about this site even though I live for the attention, sound familiar

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

when a ceo puts your logo on their homepage, you have to understand that's a great sign of respect in their culture

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

@jjacky No you seemed sad