Cory

I live in a hole in the ground #whitegirlproblems

[Cory @AvgHomeboy69]

@PAPAxC4 Cause I'm a fucking idiot

[Cory @AvgHomeboy69]

@BengalYouTube They had to tell someone to do something fucky after they kept building this up as 'the craziest draft ever'

[C4 @PAPAxC4]

I'm chill with this loss right now. Better team won.

Every Eagles Super Bowl is a greatest hit caliber game.

Horrific penalty call.

Thanks Nick Foles for making this one sting a whole lot less.

Go Birds.

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

Eagles fans waiting for the refs after the Super Bowl

[Cory @AvgHomeboy69]

@FDsignifier Mike McCarthy is somehow still employed

[Cory @AvgHomeboy69]

@FDsignifier @BellamyRhea @ourownwells @MeekMill Standard late season NFL fucky week. Jags/Cowboys, Chiefs/Texans, and Bears/Birds have all lost the plot.

[Cory @AvgHomeboy69]

@OsheaJacksonJr As soon as it went to OT it was over.

[Cory @AvgHomeboy69]

@JimmyKempski Pay the man, Howie

[Jordan Davis “Parody Account” @Swaggidavis]

Fly like an Eagle.
#FlyEaglesFly

[Cory @AvgHomeboy69]

@DrGuru_ The GOAT debates are completely useless and often times devolves into discrediting someone to prop someone else up. There will never be a definitive GOAT because of how different every era of basketball is both from a talent and a playstyle perspective.

[DJ Jazzy Jeff @djjazzyjeff215]

What was that????

[Sick Animation @SickAnimation]

Soon, bored ape NFTs are gonna be begging us to vote in the most important election of our lifetime.

[Sick Animation @SickAnimation]

When they gonna make alcoholic potato chips?

[Brandon Lee Gowton @BrandonGowton]

At least the 2021 Cowboys will always have the Week 18 game where they acted like they were winning the Super Bowl as they were blowing out the Eagles’ practice squad.

[Cory @AvgHomeboy69]

Last name Savage, bitch, but no I'm not Randy

[Sick Animation @SickAnimation]

At Target, doing some Christmas shopping. These two 12 year olds run up to me and ask if my “pubes were vaxed” then they broke out into a (in my opinion, idiotic) dance. I guess they were filming a TikTok or whatever. I frickin’ hate millennials.

[Cory @AvgHomeboy69]

Tbh I'll probably tweet this like 15 times over the next year. You're welcome in advance

[Cory @AvgHomeboy69]

I'm getting older too

[Cory @AvgHomeboy69]

@toastydigital I wish I had SZA's number. She's the hero of our time.

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

To everybody that's congratulating me right now on my new Kid Rock parody video, let me clarify - that's not me. That's actually Kid Rock.