Cavemanalytics

Stoic realist & occasional shitposter. Oft-traveled judger of airport etiquette and whether or not you return your shopping cart. Unabashed Anticommunist

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I judge three things without mercy:
• Shopping cart abandoners
• Airport etiquette criminals
• Vetbro foolywang
Follow for sports-related smacktalk, travel jackassery, and commentary calling out modern political decay and other low-T nonsense.

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@KIRONewsradio You all voted for this. PSE’s profits are capped by a state commission that approves their rates. The bulk of this rate increase is state legislature/governor-imposed taxes and fees for climate/homeless special projects and other state activist policy-driven impediments

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@Ami_Marisol Do you even Carl G, bro?

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@LDNRom Cool story. Your new neighbors are going to put an end to all that haram shortly.

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@JonnyRoot_ You should probably my have spent a little more time researching the Sox/Nats incident WRT Cavalli’s other interactions with strikeout victims, Jethro. More research, less outrage from our “professional” media is always a good thing.

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@Supersonic_Red @WMcluskey Given her employer, it is more likely she’ll be acting as JTAC for those incoming threats than anything else.

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@jacktwts @KeaganStiefel Even when they are LBs and jumbo slot receivers.

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@Ravenismeee I’m likely not going to have enough time to oil up and change into my Borat suit before shooting them in the face.

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@GrayConnolly Entirely too many folks showing their ass here because they don’t understand the difference between the authorities/responsibilities of the command in place in AFG and the Immediate Reaction Force commander (Donahue). Many reasons to question/support his relief but this ain’t it

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@specialopsmag Whichever one always shows up late AF, requires entirely too much combat power to escort, and consistently overstates his relative importance in the orders process indefinitely the EOD guy.

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@kristenmag Elections—regrettably at times—have consequences. I’m grateful for the non-insane locals and throngs of out of towners that showed up and gave our “leaders” an example of what right looks like.

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@TheIOGuy Barracks, chow, and common sense QOL initiatives don’t make good cosplay/photo-op fodder.

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@JoshPateCFB Concur. Ridiculously versatile, accurate, and hilarious. Love how the dude can kill it in multiple disciplines across varied sports.

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Background music needs more banjo but I see the vision.

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The moment you mention anything about University of Tennessee athletics

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@Softykjr The city “won” in that local business revenue bump and the national TV coverage showed a massive crowd of largely non-locals showing 🇺🇸 pride. Whether or not so many in the city “win” by learning from the imports’ example moving forward remains to be seen.

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@Tequilla_UW The military/retired military and defense contractor/tech base in the area definitely puts a thumb on that scale. So yeah— lots of imports.

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@SirajAHashmi That crowd is about 10% locals.

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@jarvis_best It’s Seattle. Australians are the least communist people within a hundred mile radius.

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@GeorgiaMan45 @LeonardMJoyner @smfidler78 @CoyoteUnclean @price_dominie @StackEmUpAgain @PeterWrangel Initial suppressive fires will be reams of job applications. Stby while I work out the maneuver aspect.

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@shaunvlog_ Fantastic stuff there.
Reiterating here.: On your way back south you must stop at Frank Pepe’s pizzeria on Wooster St, in New Haven, CT. Life changing.

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@LaocoonofTroy There is a fairly good chance that the 1990s leaders that taught you the wrong way to pronounce defile were 55-GT score progeny of women who were defiled by similarly illiterate harpies.