Everyday School Kid

School sucks penis and can go fuck itself again and again.

[Edward E. Nigma @xRiddleMeThisx]

So if there is a shooter in your school, do you honestly think barricading a door that opens outward is going to do much to stop a gun?

[Everyday School Kid @AvgSchoolKid1]

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo its friday!

[Everyday School Kid @AvgSchoolKid1]

Saturday....aaah

[Everyday School Kid @AvgSchoolKid1]

My parents think all i do with my friends is get drunk, high, and watch porn... Like seriously? You cant trust me?

[Everyday School Kid @AvgSchoolKid1]

Just got hit in the face with a locker. Thanks dick face.

[Everyday School Kid @AvgSchoolKid1]

Those hoop earrings are the size of your head. Some black chicks.....smh

[Everyday School Kid @AvgSchoolKid1]

Dude your music is so loud, how are you not deaf?

[Everyday School Kid @AvgSchoolKid1]

Hey teachers, I have other classes and a life. So think about that next time you give us homework. Mmkay thanks

[Everyday School Kid @AvgSchoolKid1]

Early release day....but extra homework

[Everyday School Kid @AvgSchoolKid1]

Having to pee in the middle of class <<<<

[Everyday School Kid @AvgSchoolKid1]

Hey...you know theres this new invention, called headphones. So stop playing your music out loud.

[Everyday School Kid @AvgSchoolKid1]

I have some really good ideas for the public schools I might bring up at the next board meeting. Knock them all down.

[Everyday School Kid @AvgSchoolKid1]

I think i was asleep during that entire test....

[Everyday School Kid @AvgSchoolKid1]

My kinda field trip...

[Everyday School Kid @AvgSchoolKid1]

Sub with a really nice comb over. Ha just kidding.

[Everyday School Kid @AvgSchoolKid1]

Going to bed early tonight for school. At 11:00.

[Everyday School Kid @AvgSchoolKid1]

Let the weekend festivities commence..........BITCHES!

[Everyday School Kid @AvgSchoolKid1]

Aah the weekend has come. #atlast

[Everyday School Kid @AvgSchoolKid1]

Good morning school. Fuck you. Alright bye.