I’ll never understand why y’all expect any women to settle. This basically spells out, I wanna be wild mediocre and still receive my choice of women… Like all these women are supposed to be waiting on you just for you to tell them you ain’t got it until next Friday...
Me: Dear God. I have so much to do and so little time. How do I get more hours in the day?
God: Get off Twitter
ME: HOW? WHAT EXACTLY DO I NEED TO DO TO GET MORE HOURS?
God: Get off Twi...
Me: SPEAK TO ME, LORD. HOW?
Just passed an older man that I didn’t say hi back to and he says to his friend “see Rick, they don’t even wanna say hi back or listen!! And WE the ones protecting them!!! What we really should do is KILL ‘em all! All the bitches!!” But yes, maybe if I say hi now I’ll live longer