DJDT

[Alyona @askaya]

For young men, the most important issue is the ability to get a job and make enough money to support a family.

For young women, the main issue is to be able to kill their baby.

How and when did women become so retarded?

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

I mowed the lawn today and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "nothing". The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?" At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?

Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap.

[Antonie🇪🇸 @tip0DeIncogni]

Mañana

[Eric Henson @echo16photo]

Took the grandkids to our pool yesterday. They wanted to play Marco Polo, but since our deranged liberal neighbors were there, I had them play Marco Rubio. The neighbors left. True story.🤣

[Welsh Fan Zone TV 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @WelshFanZoneTV]

Unlucky England, but well done on reaching the semi final after playing, Panama, Ghana, Croatia, Congo, Mexico and Norway after qualifying from a group with Albania, Serbia, Latvia and Andorra 👏

[🇺🇸 Bekah 🇺🇸 @bekahj]

My husband just stopped a shoplifter at harbor freight

He was at checkout when an employee ran to the door to stop a Mexican illegal from leaving with approximately $500 worth of merchandise

The illegal just barreled through the door and the employee didn’t stop him. He told my husband he couldn’t or he’d get fired

My husband said “nuts to this” and ran after him. He jumped on a bicycle with basket in hand, my husband chased and kicked the back tire and the guy fell off.
At that point multiple people surrounded the illegal and my husband retrieved and returned the stolen goods to the grateful employees at harbor freight

Thank you to the people who surrounded the illegal/thief and made sure my husband was safe!

The tide is turning! The American people have had enough! We are seeing something, saying something AND doing something 👊

[Organized Ghost Peace. @thompsonterr]

💯

[Anthony @AnthonyG0528]

Prove me wrong.

[Chris 𝕏 @Chris__X__]

Dear America, please stop referring to members of the Senate and House as our "leaders." We do not answer to them. They are merely our representatives, and they should be reminded of that fact often.

[Byl Holte @SirBylHolte]

Jasmine Crockett says “thank a black woman for the inventions she made.”

Let’s see, all I can think of that black women invented is:

Twerking
Airport brawling
Fast food eatery destruction
Supermarket vandalism
Anti-white racism
Anti-male sexism

And Trump Derangement Syndrome.

And Crockett herself just reinvented stupidity with this statement.

Did I leave anything out, guys?

[Ultra MAGA Joyce Day @Daytobehappy]

The Swift wedding cost between 10 million and 20 million dollars so when is Elizabeth Warren going to beat her breast and ask why that money wasn't given to the poor or does she only scream about Elon Musk?

[SaltyGoat @SaltyGoat17]

Who else likes where Tom Homan's mind is at?

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

It’s exactly what I voted for!!🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Josh Barnett-AZ @BarnettforAZ]

Lots of truth to this LOL

[DK🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 @1Nicdar]

Accurate AF! 👍🏼

[Southern Grace 🔥✨ @southgrace427]

Fuck Islam...
Fuck these communist people trying to take over...
It's our 250th Birthday...
Fuck Them...
Fuck Momdani plunging NYC into the depths of hell...
Fuck Omar and her thieving raping Somalis...
Fuck every single nasty third world person that the Libtards let in over our border....
Fuck how much of our money they continue to get...
Fuck the diseases they brought over...
Fuck Muslims who want to kill us...
Their Koran is the blueprint of how to kill the infidels...
God Bless America...
250 Birthday...we are strong...we know who we are...
We Are The United States of America...
LFG..
Can't wait for The Boss to Come On...
🇺🇸🇺🇸🔥🧨🎇🪻🥃🚴🚀🖕✖️👮‍♀️🫡🇺🇸