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Ọlọfọrọ fan |Navigating life|

[Kikelomo Sowore @KikelomoSowore]

I’ll never forget my first session with a gym instructor. He was demonstrating an exercise when he accidentally farted mid-demonstration.

Thinking quickly, I started tapping my legs on the floor like I was warming up for a drum solo to cover the sound ( my first-ever song cover). Little did I know I had a hidden talent for producing musical beats. My rhythm ended up perfectly in harmony with the sound effect he produced.Although , to be fair, his contribution sounded more like a piano note than percussion.

For a brief moment, I felt like I was in a recording studio rather than a gym. Together, we accidentally created what remains, to this day, the greatest gym soundtrack I’ve ever heard.

Unfortunately, we didn’t make it to the charts but the tune lives on in my memory .

True true, music no need permission to enter your spirit .

[Oloye. @Ol0ye]

I remember one time after a work training. They were giving everybody award.

Most punctual, most points won, best contributor, best facilitator.

Dem wan give me best dressed.

Asper olodo no sabi IFRS, na only to wear suit with sneakers e sabi.

[Jannatān🇯🇵🫧 @FirdaousIsiaq]

Good morning…..☀️

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

People are very nice on this app o. So yesterday evening, someone here saw me walking into a supermarket to pick up a few things for the house, he approached me and we exchanged greetings. He said he’s a huge fan of my handle and we parted ways.

Then when it was time to pay, someone tapped me and asked me not to worry about the payment (In my head, as how? Shey o fe bami sun ni, mio kin shey agege o😂). He just signalled to the sales attendant and pressed the money into their account. Omo my eyes no believe am cos I got quite a lot of things and he paid for everything.

Lo and behold, it was the same person who greeted me while I was walking in, his name is Samson. He even tried to walk me back to my car with the items, na me say ah boss, I no big rich that level o. He insisted!

Mr Samson, if you are seeing this, God will come through you when you need him the most and at all time. God will love and honour you as well.

[Dr Joe Abah, OON @DrJoeAbah]

This is hilarious! 😂😂😂

[DsL_a ʚїɞ ® @_DeejustDee]

❤️🖤🩶

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

date people who flirt back

[memes futebolisticos. - vito @Mfutebolisticos]

Eu com 7 anos depois de ir fazer uma pausa pra hidratação em casa e minha mãe não deixar eu sair mais:

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

The Author’s opening speech at the occasion of Book Reveal.

[OLAMIDE 🌸💖 @Olamide0fficial]

Men are not good people 😂🤣

[𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖔 @hwloiza]

Chris Brown and Usher closing the show with New Flame.

These two R&B legends right here 🔥.

[𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖔 @hwloiza]

Chris Brown and Usher opened their tour with ‘Party’.

[Ik Nnadi 🇳🇬 @NnadiArts1]

Please don’t scroll past. I tried so hard.❤️

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Have you ever thanked God for your look?

For some of you, the favours you get is all about your look. People are just happy to have you around. Beautiful people are the salt of the earth.

[DsL_a ʚїɞ ® @_DeejustDee]

🤎🖤🤎

[IYAWO REMA❤️🍃 @tinytoms_]

Oh na you, suit lori samba😭

[DANDIZZY @iDanDizzy]

Is it that you don’t like twitter or you just don’t like your mental capacity challenged??

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

24 years ago today, nelly and kelly rowland released ‘dilemma’

[Adekunle Olopade @adekunleolopade]

Ycee does not know what he has done for me with this Olodo Uprising comment.