Avi Gelfman

You’re my friend. I love you.

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@hicasamadim 72?

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@DanBilzerian @OperHealAmerica I don’t know a single Jew who believes that, Dan. Please calm down!

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@RichardTHenry @conspiracyb0t We’re just normal people dawg. Just like any group we got good ones and bad ones. Have a great night!

[Avi Gelfman @AviGelfman]

@elonmusk lol enrich yourself? The irony is seething.

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@DanBilzerian Dawg you don’t understand what the Talmud is. It’s a collection of debates over many many years. Much of what is said in there is not what people believe. In fact it’s the contrary, things most Jews don’t believe in. It’s just a collection of rabbis arguing lol.

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@Polytikles @DanBilzerian Homie don’t know what the Talmud is

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@j_fishback Dressed for success is subjective… Also, there’s gotta be something more important to push than pants and shirts.

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@madisontayt_ Isn’t generalizing someone based on their nationality…. Bigoted?? Those people can still be rude and Israel can still be in the wrong, but you don’t know their politics!

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Looking for work as a secret agent.

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So many things in Harry Potter would be different if the Wizarding world just used security cameras.

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If Buffets aren’t big again by 2030 than I don’t even know what I’m gonna do

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@jayweingarten Yes

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Something about Cracker Barrel is that you’re probably sitting one table away from someone’s racist uncle.

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No good guy is ever “at the precipice of powers you can’t even dream of”

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This might shatter your reality but…. your cast iron pan can be washed with soap.

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Guys on podcasts are always trying to get you to “let that sink in”.

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Me and my dawgs

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It wasn’t until 1930 that toilet paper was manufactured “splinter-free”…Sip on that one for a bit.

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@nonpunkguy It was also co-written by The Neptunes…

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This is a reminder that you too can manifest a personal hot-tub in the next 3-5 years.