AVILA

musical human bean

[Lauryn Marie @laurynmmusic]

silly hours in the stü part 2 @lizmmusic @AvilaMauk

[AVILA @AvilaMauk]

ordering my second stud finder of the year. this is 23

[AVILA @AvilaMauk]

damn i washed my pretzel hands

[alli!@Witch Hat Mondays!🌱🐛 @allisuncos]

Personally I never look up the lyrics to Hozier songs. It feels like an invasion of privacy. If Andrew wanted me to know the words he would’ve enunciated

[MARIS @mariswav]

a scone has got to be one of the most publicly embarrassing foods to eat.... y r u disintegrating into crumbs in my very fingers before I can get u to my lips... terrible design

[AVILA @AvilaMauk]

lol pls do not let my incredibly bleak 6am airport text minimize my sweet parents they’re absolute gems

[AVILA @AvilaMauk]

being a parent looks a lot like having your grown daughter come home and cry incrementally for two weeks, reminding her to change her oil and then sending her off back to the rat race

[AVILA @AvilaMauk]

yoga mats were made for people who have minimal yoga skills and refuse to sit in a chair - so me

[AVILA @AvilaMauk]

I feel my best self when I eat poke 3 days in a row

[AVILA @AvilaMauk]

it is so embarrassing starting a new book in public

[AVILA @AvilaMauk]

about to pick up my figure swallowing academic robe and cardboard square hat thing that cost a mere $170k tell me this isn’t designer

[AVILA @AvilaMauk]

as long as LL Bean continues to make tote bags there is no reason for the birkin

[AVILA @AvilaMauk]

took a Louisville slugger to any potential of me having a decent sleeping schedule

[AVILA @AvilaMauk]

order one tennis skirt and now my Amazon bot thinks I actually want to play tennis. foolish.

[AVILA @AvilaMauk]

basking in the crap that is my aux cord which manages to make every song a karaoke version

[AVILA @AvilaMauk]

I have a rather unrefined palate and I am in fact a fake ginger ale type girly strongly disappointed by real ginger ale type girlies

[AVILA @AvilaMauk]

why haven’t they done an AD house tour here??

[AVILA @AvilaMauk]

corn bread is just not where it’s at

[Logan @shetroll]

I am a firm believer that no fictional book character should have social media. in no world, real or fictional, should social media exist . if you are an author and you make your character mention instagram, you are a big uggo dummy