Avi

[Nuclear Caudillo🇺🇸🇩🇴 @CaudilloNuclear]

When you treat a woman too well, she doesn't think you're amazing. She thinks she is.

[‏ً @rxeey]

i dont think ill ever be as happy as i was being a unemployed bum ass nigga playing videogames all day

[ٰ @daergp]

i am a tremendous pussy fingerer

[Oscar Dice @iam_oscardice]

You don’t get pussy by being a pussy you get pussy by being a dick

[™³k @_tm3k]

A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest

[Joosh @Joosh7889]

🐸❤️🐸

[naiive @naiivememe]

How life feels when nobody knows where you are or what you're doing.

[chicken gel @ttpdfc]

jack off all trades masturbate to none

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

the art of forcing yourself to lose feelings for someone you're deeply in love with

[Hectoroz 🏴‍☠️ @hectoroz_]

soul spirit

[JP @whyamijp]

it’s always something new with these mfs 😭😭

[Shivam Vahia @ShivamVahia]

Bhenchod I think I've seen the biggest rat EVER in Mumbai.

Bandra station, platform 4. It was as huge as a freaking cat almost. And gaandu eye contact kiya as if saying tracks pe aa, vaat laga dunga.

What the fuck are these things eating?! Stop throwing vada pavs guys.

Sala chuha attitude dikha raha hai.

[Kantala fc @ifOnlyKantala]

No one prays for your success more than your side chick

Thalapathy vijay won at life

[w @988aap]

شكل الحريه الي ابي أعيشها

[yagi @yducknow]

Overthinkers when they get a “we need to talk” text

[spidey @lochan_twt]

when claude is cooking so hard, so you just sit there and admire

[𝗞lark @KnightClawk]

"those who shy away from addressing the elephant in the room are doomed to carry the weight of it."

[EG wedid @WedidOfficial]

once this covid shit is over im gonna start going to the gym, getting a job and getting a girlfriend