Kristenbul Was Kristentinople

Taking on buffets like it’s my job, avid reader, Jurassic Park enthusiast, nap champ, huge fan of not being on fire. Let’s get drunk and make pterodactyl noises

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If it’s true that losing weight is 80% what you eat, and 20% exercise, I’m in some deep shadoobie. I eat way more than I don’t exercise.

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So, I just heard the phrase “peanut butter and jealous,” and I feel like I’ll never say anything else ever again. #peanutbutter #jealous #PBJ

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Couldn’t love this anymore! 😍

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

Still dancing at 110 years old—happy birthday, Virginia!

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Apparently there’s some sort of Jason Momoa challenge going around? 🤔🤷‍♀️ #jasonmomoa

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Why am I so turned on by this bag of pears? 🍐🍐😳

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Liam Neeson is like the Maroon 5 of movies. It’s always the same act.

[futuremanonhulu @futuremanonhulu]

Another dystopian hellhole song and dance.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

I’ve always drawn inspiration from what Dr. King called life’s most persistent and urgent question: "What are you doing for others?" Let’s honor his legacy by standing up for what is right in our communities and taking steps to make a positive impact on the world.

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@terrycrews -you are one amazing man. #keepgoing I Wanted to Save My Mother | Terry Crews | Goalcast https://t.co/7yL1taTm42 via @YouTube

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[Ernie Hudson @Ernie_Hudson]

This is bigger than a hundred-foot marshmallow man #GB20 https://t.co/KG7l9RdtQi https://t.co/uTO3mk5Oy0

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@SteveVandercook @DaliaJazmin20 @jhutch1992 @futuremanonhulu Slow down. Post-Future Man Depression is real. And it’s unforgiving.

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@latelateshow @terrycrews @terrycrews already carries Brooklyn-99! There is nothing he can’t do!

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I am now dead inside.

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@futuremanonhulu @Sethrogen Me starting Season 2 of @futuremanonhulu VS Me finishing Season 2 and realizing there are no new episodes to watch.

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@futuremanonhulu @Sethrogen Me starting Season 2 of @futuremanonhulu VS Me finishing Season 2 and realizing there are no new episodes to watch.

[Eddie Izzard @eddieizzard]

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- The Beekeepers

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@patti12471 @jeffreygoldbIum I believe she got this from Etsy!

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Just received the best belated Christmas gift ever! @jeffreygoldbIum #LifeWillFindAWay @jeffreygoldbIum, you sexy MF

[Terry Crews @terrycrews]

RETWEET NOW and I might FOLLOW YOU!!!! C’mon DO IT! 🔥🚨🔥

@agt starts at 8pm TONIGHT!! #AGTChampions

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@_derekwilson @futuremanonhulu Currently experiencing Post-Future Man depression after finishing season 2. I will stare at this picture of a sheeppig to pass the time.

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This is amazing. “Prison is for people that never rollerskated!” #YesToRollerskating #RollerskatingIsMyDrug

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

This is the worst-best commercial I’ve ever seen
https://t.co/wCS4bi9PaB