Antonio Alvarado

Boom Boom Clap Cheek

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*Body by Megan Thee Stallion plays*
Fluffy Manager: I want to get down but... I don't want to hurt anybody
*proceeds to twerk against cart*

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*plays Marvin's Room in the room next to the management office, vibing*
*manager barges into room, stares at me and my other associate*: I heard the beat in the other room and immediately thought that someone was in their feels.
*starts closing door*: don't worry it gets better

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Yard Marshall #1: "I'm going to go get my keto cookies, free of the carbs and the devil!"
Yard Marshall #2: "I eat food"

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*talking to a boss at work about his motorcycle*
Me: I once had a moped
Bossman: *laughs at me* having a moped is like fucking a fat chick... it's all fun until your friends find out

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Manager: *talking about NBA* Yah if it wasn't for the cold going around we'd be in the finals

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@not_fro_zone I am Black Sheep

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"Subtle lust, that was the name of my first album!"

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An Asian toddler was making sounds and I couldn't tell if it's speaking its language or baby jibberish

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"Ugh looks like a disease raccoon drew it! Not saying there's anything wrong with raccoons, just that this one has a disease so don't pet it" - Michael Nolan teaching during Life Drawing

[Code 8 Movie @Code8Movie]

It’s finally here and we’re so excited to share this with you! Watch the official trailer for #Code8Movie which hits LA theaters on Dec 6th and on demand December 13th.

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"Oh that's why she's a bitch, she from the Wu-Tang Clan"

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I thought it was real since I didn't know Spanish until I heard pikachu 😂😂

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@gabby_gabbster @__ariza I think you need new glasses @gabby_gabbster

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@SosaShenanigans You can wear the ballet thongs or whatever they're called lmao its make it look less like you're stuff is hanging and more like the power rangers

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@Petiti000 @SosaShenanigans This is the reason why they're never mentioned and why a She Hulk film will probably never be made, cause Universal owns the characters. Also partially why Spider-Mans characters seem limited.

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@SosaShenanigans Aim for the head

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@aww_elayne That's what I've asked myself since I was 10

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Slow motion for me
Slow motion for me
Slow motion for me
Move in slow motion for me
Uh I like it like that she working that back
I don't know how to act 🧐🥵

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@LOLZItsAndy @damianc0918 @Bae_sus @Julian_2Sweet @not_fro_zone https://t.co/zQlKvQ4LEO

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@aww_elayne @damianc0918 😰😰😭😭😭😭😭