Avocado Toast

They said we'd never get rich buying avocado toast.

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[Avocado Toast @AvocadoToastRH]

In 2017, a millionaire property mogul blamed millennials’ $19 avocado toast as the reason they couldn't get rich.

It became the symbol of a generation blamed instead of understood.

That same frustration helped fuel GameStop, AMC, and the memecoin era.

They said we'd never get rich buying avocado toast.

We’re here to prove them wrong.

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[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

You’re not poor because you bought coffee and avocados. You’re poor because billionaires bought Congress and the Presidency.

[Avocado Toast @AvocadoToastRH]

THEY WILL FEAST FROM OUR HANDS AND BEG FOR MORE!

Avocado Toast enjoyers will inherit the earth...

[Avocado Toast @AvocadoToastRH]

Gtoast

[Avocado Toast @AvocadoToastRH]

Kevin got rich off of abstaining from avocado toast.

We will get rich from overindulgence in it.

[Avocado Toast @AvocadoToastRH]

I have never felt an ounce of financial anxiety in my life!

[Avocado Toast @AvocadoToastRH]

AVOCABROS!

[Avocado Toast @AvocadoToastRH]

$AVOCADO is an absurdist commentary on modern financial life.

[Avocado Toast @AvocadoToastRH]

Avocado Toast is a Real World Asset.

[Vlad Tenev @vladtenev]

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[Avocado Toast @AvocadoToastRH]

The prices are good.

We recommend using a dollar cost averaging strategy like Klarna or Afterpay to finance your toast!

[Avocado Toast @AvocadoToastRH]

Little do they know that it is actually much more profitable to see Avocado Toast as an investment rather than a consumable!

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: 1 in 3 adults under 35 lives with their parents, per NYT

[Avocado Toast @AvocadoToastRH]

Financial talk aside, avocado toast is actually really tasty, and I won't be ashamed of enjoying it.

[Avocado Toast @AvocadoToastRH]

AVOCABROOOOOOOS

[Avocado Toast @AvocadoToastRH]

Avo mentioned 🥑

[Souren @0xpaperhead]

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[Souren @0xpaperhead]

@jakeyPRMR Avo mentioned 🥑

[Avocado Toast @AvocadoToastRH]

Who told you avocado toast wasn't cute?

[Avocado Toast @AvocadoToastRH]

I'm confused, Kevin O'leary told me it was the 28 dollar lunches?

[Leo @Leonajardinho]

The NY Fed just dropped new consumer data and the math explains why everyone is broke.

Inflation expectations just jumped to 3.7%, but the actual breakdown is wild. They expect rent to go up 8.3% this year and healthcare to jump 9.4%.

Meanwhile, average salary growth is stuck at 3%.

You can't even budget your way out of that. Your bills are literally growing three times faster than your paycheck.

[Avocado Toast @AvocadoToastRH]

Some good avocado toast.

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

Jobs are gone. Thrifting is ruined. Music and movies are getting worse. No housing. Romance is dead. Authenticity is dying. Genuinely, what is there to live for?

[Avocado Toast @AvocadoToastRH]

@gr3gor14n You know what your next big win should be?

Getting rich with all of us from buying avocado toast!

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[Avocado Toast @AvocadoToastRH]

In 2017, a millionaire property mogul blamed millennials’ $19 avocado toast as the reason they couldn't get rich.

It became the symbol of a generation blamed instead of understood.

That same frustration helped fuel GameStop, AMC, and the memecoin era.

They said we'd never get rich buying avocado toast.

We’re here to prove them wrong.

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[Avocado Toast @AvocadoToastRH]

All my homies hate how out of touch rich boomers are and want to make retarded money buying Avocado Toast.

One life.

Spend on what makes you happy.

[Elizabeth @alluringmedia]

Kevin O'Leary:
"I can't stand it when I see kids making $70K a year and are spending $28 on lunch"

SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU OUT-OF-TOUCH BILLIONAIRE PIECE OF SHIT.

BILLIONAIRES LIVE MAKING SHIT UP ABOUT POOR PEOPLE.

[Avocado Toast @AvocadoToastRH]

I Love Avocado Toast.

[Avocado Toast @AvocadoToastRH]

@mugiwarasol_ coded.

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[Avocado Toast @AvocadoToastRH]

In 2017, a millionaire property mogul blamed millennials’ $19 avocado toast as the reason they couldn't get rich.

It became the symbol of a generation blamed instead of understood.

That same frustration helped fuel GameStop, AMC, and the memecoin era.

They said we'd never get rich buying avocado toast.

We’re here to prove them wrong.

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