chubby'ish version of Nick Miller

My tweets are hit or miss. Also theres probably a lot of grammatical errors

[chubby'ish version of Nick Miller @Avogt93]

"Its about waiting, being patient and trusting that life will slowly inch along and things will get better. After all,change takes time. But time is all it takes"

[Brian Piercy @BrianPiercy94]

Great game for the Buckeyes, 9 rec 155 yards and 3 TD’s between the two of them!

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Tell your mom.
Tell your dad.
Tell your neighbor.
Tell your doctor.
Tell your dog.
Tell your cat.
Tell your goldfish.
Tell your uncle.
Tell your aunt.
Tell your grandma.
Tell your grandpa.
Tell your teacher.
Tell your mailman.
Tell your cousin.
The New York Giants are back.

[AB @AB84]

It’s kinda fucked up that teachers get paid more than Fantasy Football Commissioners

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

49ers fans: "Oh no, De'Zhaun Stribling is hurt!"

The substation back in San Francisco:

[chubby'ish version of Nick Miller @Avogt93]

I suck at dynasty. My team is terrible. I started Stribling and he got hurt and Deebo is on my bench. I hate fantasy. Thats the tweet.

[chubby'ish version of Nick Miller @Avogt93]

@SleeperHQ why does my app keep doing this?

[chubby'ish version of Nick Miller @Avogt93]

The best part about the driving range, if its late in the afternoon, its just a bunch of guys who wanna get out of the house, who also suck at golf. So theres less pressure to be good

[Chris Marler @Vern_Funquist]

PA ANNOUNCER: It’s third down…

Me this Fall:

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

I-right wiggle 34 switchblade. For the state championship. I love all y’all baby, I love all y’all.

[Jeff Cavanaugh @timeforjeffrey]

We live in a world where a neighbor chose to get in a fight with Jack Reacher.

People really have gotten so used to no consequences for their actions huh!?

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

My boomer uncle saved $1.2 million for retirement.

- drove a 2003 Honda until it felt apart
- packed his lunch everyday for 33 years
- had a whole list of things he was going to do

He died 2 weeks before retiring

[Kane @KaneWWE]

Happy birthday to the @undertaker! Yes, you burned down the family home, encased my real father, Paul Bearer, in concrete, and set me on fire...a couple of times...but otherwise you're the best big brother anyone could ever hope for!

[dustin @DJ_DoesSports]

Rip 13 off Hyatt’s back rn

[Trill Jackson @Im_0n1]

No reason why anyone should work past noon on a Friday

[Dan Martell @danmartell]

The world is run by:

- C- students
- Fired employees
- People no smarter than you

Don’t underestimate yourself.

[Dan Schneier @DanSchneierNFL]

Yup. The Giants.

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

I used to want a house with a wrap-around porch. Now I just want to live in a world where a sandwich, a bag of chips, and a drink doesn't cost $26.70.

[Kate @KateNYG]

Dear Titans,

Please take Evan Neal. I swear he’s really good.

Thanks!

[🕷️ @petethekidd]

Your prime is not in your 20s. Your prime is the moment you realize nobody is coming to save you and you have to do the work on your own.