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@Nigel_Farage Where's my tiny violin?

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@IMPERATORAUS The EU was founded in 1993 and the Ferrari Enzo dates from 2002.

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@murdo_fraser Hold on a minute Turdo, that last paragraph is a bit of a leap is it not? "if the SNP can steal from themselves"...Murrell is not the SNP and the SNP is not Murrell.

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@donati_michael @PSOSGreaterGlas @GlasgowCC Last time I checked Celtic have a football stadium of their own. Why can't fans congregate there instead of causing a public nuisance in the streets of Glasgow?

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@BBCNews He's a tax dodging cunt, and all that money still can't put a smile on the face of his sour faced wife (although she's got to be careful in case the plastic cracks).

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@LeanneSpurs Followers of Farage don't deserve a voice by reason of rampant stupidity.

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@catmacphee Morar aren't the only ones at it.
@AdviniaHCLtd are just as bad at returning money, as even a cursory Google search will reveal.

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@seanspicer Good buddies my sharny arse, buddies only when it suits you and your idiot president.

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@TheFigen_ Reform UK

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@Arkypatriot With the greatest of respect, you did so reluctantly, arrived late (after you'd seen which way the wind was blowing), and were paid handsomely for it. At least you had a proper president at the time, not the tangerine fuckwank who currently infests the White House.

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@bets8181 @BBCSport Just to let you know, you misspelled MANCUNTIAN in your profile. You're welcome.

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@bets8181 @BBCSport Hey, you misspelled MANCUNTIAN in your profile. You're welcome.

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@RangersBear55 If it was a private visit why should the Scottish taxpayer pay for it?

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@STVNews Send the bill to Trump? Sorry to state the bleeding obvious. Let the colossal orange cunt pay for it himself.

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@haveigotnews This is Orwellian newspeak at its finest.

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@BBCBreaking Get to absolute fuck Starmer.

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@BBCScotComms @BBCRadioScot @AmyJIrons I listened to the new show and won't be listening again. Dumbed down rubbish, and yet more football orientated content on a day when the schedule is already overloaded with football.

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@DougWahl1 The staff did the wrong thing.
They should have let him visit, and then add various bodily fluids to his meal.

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@RAF_Luton This saves wear on the front tyres and KwikFit never have the size in stock.

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@RealDeanCain Hey look, its Clark Kunt!