AVP TheBeast

Life can be funny or serious. We either laugh over it or cry over it But Life itself doesn't care about such reactions, It goes on. (That's some Profound shit)

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@kamisamara_ Come on do not act innocent,
Just give it back already.

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@kamisamara_ Hey, kindly give it back.

I need it, give it back.

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You drenched me / I am all wet. #SaidDuringFootballAndSex

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come and get it blacky. #SaidDuringFootballAndSex

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Are you ready big guy. #SaidDuringFootballAndSex

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It is so wet. #SaidDuringFootballAndSex

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And he takes it from behind!!
#SaidDuringFootballAndSex

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@HashtagsAGoGo @iamdanlevey @HashtagRoundup @TheHashtagGame #UnreasonableMemos
Phone use during duty time is prohibited & the reasons mentioned below are not exceptions:
"I run it in the background, it helps me focus"
"It runs faster than the office PC"
"I'm doing research"
"I need to see a cat videos to keep going & not ending it all"

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@HashtagsAGoGo @iamdanlevey @HashtagRoundup @TheHashtagGame #UnreasonableMemos
"Memo: any bowl of keys seen at the party will be comfreciated and stick action will be taken against keys owners. Office's organise parties is not a swinger parties"

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#MyPersonalPearlOfWisdom

Me think, why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick.

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@CryptMidwest #MyPersonalPearlOfWisdom

My 'T.H.I.N.K'ing process is a little different.

T - is it trashy?
H - is it hurtful?
I - is it inappropriate?
N - does it end with n*gga?
K - would it get you killed?

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#MyPersonalPearlOfWisdom

"With age comes wisdom" is BS!

"With trial and error comes wisdom, even then to those willing to learn" there fixed it.

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#MyPersonalPearlOfWisdom

Live your life, what else you gonna do, pause it?

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#MyPersonalPearlOfWisdom

People that don't signs, are in a lot of accidents.

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#NewCincoDeMayoTraditions

Pay our respect to vin diesel because... family.

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#NewCincoDeMayoTraditions

Greet everyone with "Hey Essay".

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#NewCincoDeMayoTraditions

Doing a native Indian circle dance, just to confuse people more about this holiday.