Jules

big dyke energy

[Jules @AvrgBn]

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[Alex Murdoch @alexgmurd]

i don’t read the bible because it doesn’t pass the bechdel test

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

as a kid i never understood why my dad would come home and zone out watching tv and now i’m like 🗣 FOUR 🗣 HOUR 🗣 WORK 🗣 WEEK!!!

[Tiffany C. Li @tiffanycli]

Stay indoors. But also return in person. Wear a mask. Not that one. The expensive one, that you can’t find. Take rapid tests. Which you also can’t find. But if you find them, don’t buy them. Rapid tests don’t work. You need PCR. There are zero appointments in your area.

[Belton @BeltonDelToro]

Let's have Netflix run the next pandemic. They don't let anything get three seasons

[Afia @Afiascorner]

Men be like “i hold my bros accountable” and all they said was
“You going to hell bro lmao 😭😭”

[☭ @sleepisocialist]

Last night I pulled over for a wreck to help the people that were injured. My heart dropped when I realized police were coming before EMTs and I was right in feeling that

[YouTube Moments @lottaredalerts]

wtf is a conclusion paragraph just stop reading bro

[♱ LUX INFERIOR ♱ @heroinekillz]

Why do we even “need” cops. I can name 5 butch lesbians I’d rather call if I need help

[we teach bottoms to shrink themselves @Chrissssssw]

we can tell

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

i know ben shapiro is going to lose sleep over a gay black man doing a lap dance on satan and id like to say thank you lil nas for that

[Buy Mass Effect The Board Game! (also on bluesky) @ithayla]

myers-briggs creator is a white supremacist, love languages creator is a christian homophobe, turns out trying to reduce the world to easily labellable boxes is a regressive, conservative idea. who knew.

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Taking a shower just for the hell of it. Not even dirty just like the vibes in there

[Ben Bonnema @BenBonnema]

trader joe's just fired me for sending this letter to the ceo, saying i don't share the company values. i guess advocating for a safer workplace isn't a company value?