Most humbling experience is buying new underwear & seeing them & being like LOL THESE ARE SO BIG. THEYRE HUGE IM GONNA SWIM IN THEM & they fit like a glove
“i’m not going back to the couch i’m not going back to the couch i’m not going back to the couch i’m not going back to the couch i’m not going back to the couch i’m not going back to the couch”
“I never thought I’d see the day in America where reality show participation wins out over being a police officer.” baby that’s quite possibly the most American thing to ever happen
my favorite thing about #loveislandusa is when a 21 year old girl say she's "finally ready to settle down and have a family" like yes i absolutely believe you