Awal 👻

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

I hate when someone puts legs on my car’s dashboard. I don’t care what your relationship is with me, please don’t put your legs on my dashboard. I fit push you out of my car🤣

[Max Stéph @maxstephhh]

Turned down my phone brightness instantly as a respect for the GOAT.

[Awal 👻 @Awalumar09]

@Iamkhozi11 🤣

[Goke🍹🇫🇷🇦🇷🇵🇹 @gokehq]

Mtn o
Airtel o
Nigeria o
Your babe o

All of them useless

[Awal 👻 @Awalumar09]

All you did was buy bread bro !

[Joshua Samuel @opeyemi2j]

economy so bad you will be thinking you made financial mistake but all you did was buy bread.

[Declan Rice @_DeclanRice]

We will never see a player like Messi ever again.

[Tisan @PhatboiSham_ah]

I never owned a single agbada until I bought my car, I can't be wearing agbada and be flying keke or bike, that's just wrong.

[Deadly Law @DeadlyLaw]

Lawyers should spend less time reading what famous lawyers say and more time studying what they actually do.

[SnrmanKiki @KikiowoAyorinde]

In Darey Art Alade's 'Pray for Me', did the boy who left the village for the city eventually make it? I need an answer abeg.

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

Buying a house with my lunch money

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

“you saw me and you didn't even say hi”

person wey saw me too.

[PATRIOTIC SOJA ($TSIR-MUNCHAN) @Pressman2040]

B@nd!ts t£rr0r!sts have completely taken over the identity of herders, Government and Miyatti Allah must work together to end open grazing ASAP.

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

normalize cutting women off the very first time they show you they’re not interested in you.

[alameen @RajiAlameen1]

Can you be successful in the legal profession and have a strong moral compass?

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

I now understand why people have drivers

[Teslim🇦🇷 @bigdihteslim]

if it was 2019, i for don open mood scanner to know which one dey do me 😞

[Awal 👻 @Awalumar09]

Where is Julez Santana ??

[M.S @MalaakSafa]

Your ancestors didn't have therapy. They had forests, mountains, deserts and oceans.

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

Fuck Sex...let's sit on this bed and figure out why You been Lying since I met you

[𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 @kusssman]

Na the real smoking for peer pressure be this. 😂